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noblewatchman.bsky.social
@noblewatchman.bsky.social
Native of the Greatest City in the World.
Sightseeing Guide, Batman fan, dog dad,
My happy place smells like horse. Unrepentant liberal.
Imperious Leader has too much downtime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Andrew Cuomo gets the only endorsement that he wants.
This should seal the mayoralty of Mamdani.

#TrumpEndorsesCuomo
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Here your chance to join America’s not so secret police force. Few, if any, questions asked. Release your inner thug on your neighbors.
Boots will be on the ground in most cities soon.
I think it’s ok to freak out now.

#AmericanPoliceState
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Without evidence, due process, or a trial Trump proudly becomes judge, jury, and executioner.

#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Riverdale has joined the chat. With all the doggos.

#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
After the drubbing Andrew received during the debate, he’s going to a friendly space.

#Cuomo
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Who said Trump wasn’t a unifying power. Look at everyone coming together because of him.
Make some good trouble out there, friends.

#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Our nation is being run by foul mouthed racist toddler.
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
For those who were enjoying a day off,President Trump has just declared war on Portland, Oregon.
I don’t know if the phrase Full Force actually has a specific meaning, but we can guess what he has in mind.

#Portland
September 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump is not a doctor. He just plays one in the Oval Office.
Do not take medical guidance from this man.

#VacinesSaveLives
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I appreciate a good set of kitchen cabinets but do they rise to a matter of “national security,” I don’t think so.
How does adding to the cost of home construction Make America Great Again?

#TrumpTariffs
September 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Make Argentina Great Again.

#Argentina
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Despotic Donny posts this immediately before Kimmel’s biggest night.

#Trump
#Kimmel
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Even Grok agrees
September 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Antifa, even if you capitalize the whole word, is not an organization.
No address, phone number, members, dues, centralized leadership.
It’s an idea so, of course, Donny Two Dolls is freaked out.

#Antifa
September 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The most inept, least patriotic American president ever continues to rearrange our national consciousness.
9/11 is Thursday.
Any remembrance of a racist provocateur should wait until Friday.

#September11
#CharlieKirk
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Tomorrow is 9/11. If the nation wants to mourn a racist provocateur, they may do so on Friday.
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Posting this with caution.
President Trump announces the passing of Charlie Kirk.

#CharlieKirk
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Carpenter is great fun to listen to, a 21st century Betty Boop meets Marilyn Monroe with some serious activism thrown in.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights
September 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
When was @nicollewallace.bsky.social elected to office, Marc?

And, yes, she is amazing.
Good interview.
September 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When was @nicollewallace.bsky.social elected to office, Marc?
September 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Vice President of the United States has made it clear that international law, American rules of engagement, international boundaries, and civil rights mean nothing to this regime.
We are not on the cusp of an authoritarian takeover. It has happened. It’s just not complete, yet.

#JDVance
September 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
DonnyTwoWeeks has been drinking his own warfighter cocktail.
This is not a judicious statesman.
This is batshit crazy.
September 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you’re into Throw Stuff At the Television, tune into Kennedy’s appearance in front of the Senate Finance Committee

#RFKWillKillUs.
September 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM