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Nobes
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Hospitality Griot. Raconteuse. Culture Critic. Manic Pixie Dream Auntie.
Thank you, Ms. Flack.
February 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Didn't learn their lesson(s) after Theranos. So eager to join with the other major retailers in that performative bullshit. Enjoy the scramble to pivot to online and delivery.

Bezos will be on the dias next week.
January 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
So ri-goddamn-diculous.
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Like, I know it is completely and tragically beside the point but what the fuck is this? Seriously? Why are you dressed like if Giselle from Enchanted went to a mega church.
Senator Kyrsten Sinema just gave her farewell address on the Senate floor.

Bye bish.

👋
December 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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I don’t know what’s funnier: when I get in the uber and my music has been racially profiled by the white people or auntily profiled by the young people.
December 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Chef is comfortably post-op, but bed-bound. The edible/oxy/breakfast pie cocktail means I can force him to watch Scrooged 🤶🏾
November 30, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I think… that this makes me think. I like the album. I like it classified as a mixtape better. It feels good because he’s great.

It also feels like he’s trying something on and trying to decide if he likes it.

Does it need tailoring?
Kendrick’s struggle between integrity and ambition on GNX is relatable
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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So much culture is missing because of the decline of magazines
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Any other late Gen Xers ever helped/forced their father to clean out his junk drawers?!

“I don’t know why you act like you scared? I know you don’t do coke anymore and I found that when I was a kid. Let’s go! Trash!”

Just me?
November 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It’s soup season. Officially. Only took until damn near Thanksgiving but we’re here!
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Say "What's up doc," to a seven year old.
This era is strange because it is both socially/culturally regressive, yet technologically accelerationist.

Backward + forward at the same time. With human erasure being the goal.

I think those interested in cultural preservation, archival work— resisting erasure will be *especially* important.
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Marge is right; I don't know what to tell you? Who are these people who want Trump but then want to act like they're too good for Matt Gaetz?

In for a penny, in for a pound. Y'all better confirm AG Butthead and act like you like it.
‘We all know our party is full of rapists and pedophiles so if you don’t let my second favorite rapist pedophile take the spot atop our entire justice system, I’ll tell everyone about all of you other rapist pedophiles.’

— Marge Greene
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
November 19, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Worse impulse buy combo: nice fall day + farmer's market, walking-and-talking + independent bookstore.

But, what can you do? You're already out; it's nice, you've spent $15 on butternut squash and a Romanesco. How are you NOT going to buy the book?
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
This is the first year in a decade we aren't offering a Thanksgiving menu for sale OR cooking the family's meal and I feel... I don't know. What's the word for sad but also relieved, but also mad that your Thanksgiving food is not finna be as good? The Germans probably have a word for it.
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM