Gonna start using this in conversations
March 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Gonna start using this in conversations
When Mariah Carey threatened to hunt me down I felt that
March 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When Mariah Carey threatened to hunt me down I felt that
Ashlee has a sector of fans who are into tickle stuff and its like fuck man. Am I gonna do tickle stuff? I hate that. But thinking about it, my best paying simp was a tickle bro... 😫😫😫😫
March 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Ashlee has a sector of fans who are into tickle stuff and its like fuck man. Am I gonna do tickle stuff? I hate that. But thinking about it, my best paying simp was a tickle bro... 😫😫😫😫
I love when Binx allows me to sleep
March 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I love when Binx allows me to sleep
I've accepted that my laptop is likely mining bitcoin behind my back
March 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've accepted that my laptop is likely mining bitcoin behind my back
Tub's been draining slowly. I go digging. I pull Buzz Lightyear out of the drain ???
March 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Tub's been draining slowly. I go digging. I pull Buzz Lightyear out of the drain ???
Cashier at Kroger got into an argument with the lady in front of us right as it started pouring rain outside. Then, as the argument ended, so did the rain....
March 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cashier at Kroger got into an argument with the lady in front of us right as it started pouring rain outside. Then, as the argument ended, so did the rain....
Bouncing on it in a way that makes him think lesser of me
February 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Bouncing on it in a way that makes him think lesser of me
How it feels when all you can do is wait
February 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How it feels when all you can do is wait
Shoutout to the dentist office receptionist who helped me get a good deal because she's also uninsured 🥲
February 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Shoutout to the dentist office receptionist who helped me get a good deal because she's also uninsured 🥲
"WHAT ABOUT MY TRASH" - my neighbor as the trash truck rolls the fuck past him, picking up everybody's trash but his for some reason
February 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"WHAT ABOUT MY TRASH" - my neighbor as the trash truck rolls the fuck past him, picking up everybody's trash but his for some reason
It pisses me off how bad this branding is. They are going to fuck your donkey!!!
February 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It pisses me off how bad this branding is. They are going to fuck your donkey!!!
Saw my landlord at the gym :(
February 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Saw my landlord at the gym :(
Fitting into pants that you couldn't even button 6 months ago is so epic I love taking care of my body
February 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fitting into pants that you couldn't even button 6 months ago is so epic I love taking care of my body
Found poorly drawn Game Grumps yaoi in one of my old sketchbooks
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Found poorly drawn Game Grumps yaoi in one of my old sketchbooks
*speaking to Elon voice* Wow, interesting cock bro.
February 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
*speaking to Elon voice* Wow, interesting cock bro.
Julian just learned the word treatler and he wont stop using it
February 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Julian just learned the word treatler and he wont stop using it
Thinking about getting a hotel room for a weekend, modifying it so absolutely no light can get in, and just meditating in that thang. Sensory deprivation style
February 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Thinking about getting a hotel room for a weekend, modifying it so absolutely no light can get in, and just meditating in that thang. Sensory deprivation style
There is a banjo cover of coldplay yellow playing in this dental waiting room
February 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There is a banjo cover of coldplay yellow playing in this dental waiting room
Not taking a sip from my water until the other person in this waiting room gets called away
February 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not taking a sip from my water until the other person in this waiting room gets called away
Googling this until I get the answer that I want
February 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Googling this until I get the answer that I want
When I was 12 I would put this song on repeat for hours drawing edgy shit. Listening to it today feels like a brain massage lol
Animals as Leaders - On Impulse
YouTube video by Federico Manciocchi
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When I was 12 I would put this song on repeat for hours drawing edgy shit. Listening to it today feels like a brain massage lol