noahnoahholt.bsky.social
@noahnoahholt.bsky.social
Don’t slither on me. I get tired but I try to stay woke. I’m a pro at nouns. Dark days ahead.
If I had an idea that bad, I’d try to blame ChatGPT too
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Love this feeling ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This has to be trolling, right?….right??
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Quick follow up question: Are presidents signature policies traditionally illegal?
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My god, what have I done? From 3 feet I missed you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hot take: If people were using SNAP benefits for hair care, I wouldn’t care.
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What’s next? Did he call his nephew “sport” even though he wasn’t even very athletic? Where does it end?
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
But I don’t want everyone who sees me to instantly hate me…
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Makes me sick to my stomach
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You’d have to stay committed to not learning too I guess
September 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
And then it sounds reasonable (to them) that if we just eliminate all of these causes, then we would eliminate cancer.
September 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I remember as a kid in the 90s I was being told all the time that a link between this or that and cancer had been found. It became a joke with my friends that everything in modern society was causing cancer. I’d wager a lot of people transmogrified “linked” into “caused”…
September 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM