What a coincidence! I am Also Jeff Lynne.

well, you just earned your place as my first followed account, my new best friend. Is that you? Is that a picture of you?

Or not. Fuck me, I guess!

Example:
“Holy Smokes! did you see that new Burger King Blu from the Burger King Mascot? It was such an epic clapback, I Blu him!”
@bsky.app I really really, really really really really really really really really really really really really think you should consider this.

It could be “Blu” for short if you or “U” are -1 character. And Blu/Blue could be a noun OR verb. the same in past tenses like the word “read.”

Frankie M. Won, my fellow human being, I implore you to reach out to @bsky.app to promote my idea which will revolutionize this site into the next MySpace!!

Hi stranger. I’m thinking instead of “Tweet” the verb should be “Blue”. I think it would promote your #branding. I implore @bsky.app to “BM” me for more. (Blue Message, another idea.)