What do you mean THE Adam Lambert saw my story (unprompted by the way)

I’m so bad at this but day 3 of posting unhinged memes until @jonmatteson.bsky.social follows me (ughhhh why was I reminded to do this??)

Day two of posting unhinged memes until @jonmatteson.bsky.social follows me (I don’t foresee this lasting much longer because I genuinely forgot once already lol)

Day one of posting unhinged memes until @jonmatteson.bsky.social follows me (Jon, I’m so sorry)

In my black and white era 🤍🖤

My baby 🐕‍🦺

Happy autumn 🍂

If I had a nickel for every time @emilyalmond.bsky.social went out of town and one of my guinea pigs died, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. Rest in peace, Oliver

Alright. I’m gonna say it. @jonmatteson.bsky.social is a dream guest for my podcast and I am not above using my dog as a means to convince him to come on.

Nothing like aesthetic photos of a pretty dog

I’m still thinking about the amount of people that wanted my dog before I adopted him and the 4 separate people who asked to buy him from me after I did. This is that dog. This absolute weirdo who is now worth way more than the $375 I paid for him because he’s a trained service dog. I love him 😭

Heyyyy it’s been a while 😁

I will forever be grateful for the opportunity of being mutuals with these two incredible women. #mandygonzalez #reneeelisegoldsberry

Had a fantastic visit with my bestie @emilyalmond.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵🩵

I told y’all I’d post my new tattoo when I got it. So…enjoy this Dylan Saunders quote that will forever be on my body

I once called myself a dumb@ss in front of Dylan and he said “I would just ask for you to please not use the word dumb when talking about yourself”. My brother and best friend use it all the time. We now say “get Dylan’d!” anytime we use it on each other. Felt this was worth sharing

#dylansaunders

Captain’s only a year and a half old and I brought him home last year when he was 7 months, yet so many people think he’s an old man 😭

Okay, but all I can think about is this one singular photo of Dylan Saunders from one of our vocal lessons and how he’s giving ✨babygirl✨ the screenshot is very out of context of what he was actually doing/saying but the vibes were immaculate. I love this man so much 😭😂

I’m not saying I love my dog more than I love people but I love my dog more than I love people.