Noah Caldwell-Gervais
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais
@noahgervais.bsky.social
Moderately popular YouTube game critic and travel author.
I got one off Etsy a few months back, which was cool but no one said anything cryptic or sad, which was kind of a let down tbh
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Essentially my entire BG3 playthrough
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Also, A Haunted House by Lexxe is a fantastic one but it feels more like year-round goth girl stuff. Disco Witch and Labyrinth from this album really *ought* to be Halloween classics, though.
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I want to counter this by pointing out that Kim Petras has what's basically an entire Halloween *album* that's just banger after banger called Turn Off The Light. It's probably her second best album behind Clarity. It is an unstoppable party mix of spooky club girl shit.
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Morning Moobles Timeline Cleanse
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I know you get served ads based on your interests but what the fuck did I ever do for this dumb AI thing to assume my "wildest fantasy" is being a divorced owner of a used car dealership who has, I guess, made friends with some kind of ghost? Would be less offended if it assumed I just wanted smut.
October 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your tastes?
August 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It's literally this and it makes me feel INSANE. How hard is it to field someone who believes in something? Anything? All it would take for a candidate to be popular would be to publically, vocally support kindness, tolerance, and the kind of pluralism the party at least used to pretend to believe.
July 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Small Moobles... Schmoobles
July 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
For the past few months, I've been really eagerly anticipating going to see Kesha on her new tour. She was absolutely incredible and it was a surprisingly emotional experience for me. I wouldn't say I have a parasocial fixation, but she's been important to me throughout my life in various ways.
July 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's fun, I take it with to the gym like every time!
June 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have a blue heeler, they are wonderful, I have never watched the cartoon but I support any and all heelers real or fictional.
April 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't usually brag about personal stuff but I've been on a major gym kick since June and finally got over 500 calories on both the elliptical and the treadmill for the preset 30 minute cycles. I was struggling with 300 cal per machine when I started in the same amount of time!
February 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM