Noah 🍑
@noah-lurk.bsky.social
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Steps to falling asleep (according to my dog)
1. Fold yourself like a croissant
2. Grumble at odd intervals about nothing in particular because you're old
3. Let out some sneaky toots that have the ability to down an adult elephant
4. Fall asleep, and let everyone know via woofs and boofs
Example:
1. Fold yourself like a croissant
2. Grumble at odd intervals about nothing in particular because you're old
3. Let out some sneaky toots that have the ability to down an adult elephant
4. Fall asleep, and let everyone know via woofs and boofs
Example:
July 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Steps to falling asleep (according to my dog)
1. Fold yourself like a croissant
2. Grumble at odd intervals about nothing in particular because you're old
3. Let out some sneaky toots that have the ability to down an adult elephant
4. Fall asleep, and let everyone know via woofs and boofs
Example:
1. Fold yourself like a croissant
2. Grumble at odd intervals about nothing in particular because you're old
3. Let out some sneaky toots that have the ability to down an adult elephant
4. Fall asleep, and let everyone know via woofs and boofs
Example: