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when the ice sinks 🫢
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VALERIE AND HER WEEK OF WONDERS (1970)
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December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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noah-j.bsky.social it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · Jun 4
050: the return of the pyramid
four panel comic entitled "the return of the pyramid" two men work on a farm, watching as a huge, ambulatory, pyramid with a single giant eye stalks over the distant landscape. I HUNGER, it declare loudly. "pyramid's back," says farmer. "sure is," says the farm hand. the angle shifts. I HUNGER rumbles at the top of the panel. loud BOOMS of its footsteps grow louder. "whatchu suppose it wants, ask the farmer hand. "some folks say it's driven by an unearthly hunger," replies the farmer. "but i can't rightly say so myself" panel 3. the pyramid's enormous leg descends from above with a boom, crushing the farmer into a thin, soup-like homogenate which splatters the farm hand. panel 4. the pyramid boom boom booms into the distance, still crying I HUNGER. the farm hand is totally shell-shocked. no moral. eh, it's fine. not my best. it's okay. i've made worse non-joke joke like objects before. we continue.
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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noah-j.bsky.social it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · Jun 2
quiky 049: goop morning
four panel comic. titled "goop morning." two office workers reach out to shake one another's hand. "goop morning," says the second to the first. "good--" the first begins. the first guy stares with mild alarm, and the second guy smiles calmly, as their hands meet with a squish a close up as their shook hands part... lines of slime strung between them as goop runs off their hands. no one says anything. the second guy leaves, cheerfully drinking his coffee. the first guy frowns at his newly goopy hand.
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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noah-j.bsky.social it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · May 30
048 quickee: slow news day
three panel comic entitled SLOW NEWS DAY by noah_j a disheveled junior reporter hurries along, with a bear chasing close behind. a boom mic hangs in the shot. the name chyron or whatever introduces him as "Jorp Dankirk, pursued by bear. "while early attempts to elude the bear have proven fruitless..." he continues in the next panel "...i've decided to shove todd, our sound guy, which should occupy the animal's attention" and very clearly does so. panel 3 we cut back to the news studio, with two news anchors. in a picture in picture box, jorp is visible, and terrified for his life. the lead anchor narrates "can our junior reporter defy the raw strength and ferocity of nature's greatest killing machine? the answer may surprise you." "but first!" says the other anchor. "exciting news from the World of Sports!"
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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noah-j.bsky.social it's noah @noah-j.bsky.social · May 28
quickie 047
comic title "dedicated music fans." a guy rrrrRrrrs a vinyl record like a dog shaking a frisbee. he manages to tear off a piece with a grrrrRRFFT! he now devours it whole with an ARARGRNAW HARGSNARF. in the last panel we cut to an interior shot of the guy's stomach. inside we see a nicely furnished room with shelves, a painting, and a full-sized record player. three tiny little guys occupy the room. one tries to catch a piece of vinyl record falling from the esophagus, another holds the ladder, and a third is reassembling the record on the player. "almost..."
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TOKYO GODFATHERS (2003)
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EDDINGTON (2025)
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METROPOLIS (2001)
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PENDA'S FEN (1974)
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BUGONIA (2025)
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THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC (1928)
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BODY DOUBLE (1984)
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DRESSED TO KILL (1980)
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NEXT OF KIN (1982)
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THE FURY (1978)
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OBSESSION (1976)
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COMPANION (2025)
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SISTERS (1973)
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FELIX THE CAT: THE MOVIE (1988) rewatch
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THE LONG WALK (2025)
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