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Waiting for the flight attendant to bring the little treat cart to you while you stare and salivate is so debasing
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Azazoth REACTS to Arch Angel Gabriel’s EPIC takedown of him
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Pandora’s unboxing video
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sadly the DOJ had to redact all the cool undercover stuff that Trump did to bring down Epstein because the operation is still ongoing
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
(Scooby Doo voice) Repstein Files
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(A metallic hammering emanates from the garage, the smell of hot steel)

Wife (ear to door): what’re you doing in there?

(Calling back) crafting takes, dear
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Demiurge Claps Back at his Online Haters
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
(Chained to a stone slab, a bladed pendulum moving closer with each swing)

Automated answering service echoing through the pit: if you believe you’ve arrived here in error, please hang up and dial 818-234-
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I hate when your loosh just starts spilling out all over the place
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
(Enraged) candy canes and barber poles don’t have ANYTHING in common
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
(Alone in an impossibly deep metallic shaft, nary a sliver of light reaching my eyes) I don’t know what you’re talking about (voice echoing for a moment) I don’t know what you’re talking about
December 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Extraterrestrial life turns their satellite dish in the direction of Earth at the perfect moment to hear the first screeching dial-up tone
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Short videos of short videos of short videos of short videos
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The written word is dead. All that remains are spectral whispers echoing through white noise
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My posts have already sparked a revolution in the nether realms
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Astral penis projection
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Thought(s)
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
For just 3 easy payments of $99.95 you too could own Dr. Honest McExpert’s patented meaning extraction device
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The cacophonous expanse
A vacuum draws all sound and sight
A gentle snapping of the frail tethers that bind
Teams notifications ding in the distance
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Walk ye now into the breadth of eternal life
Ribbons on gifts below bows shimmer and shine
Chains rattle coldly in the night
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
All this talk of AI and my ass is still looking for I
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Welcome to the slavering maw of existence. Instead of meaning, we have:
• Hollow recognition in a digital simulacrum of social life
• A hedonic treadmill of possession and achievement acquisition
• The temporal mirage that your actions now could somehow actualize meaning in the future
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM