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Waiting for the flight attendant to bring the little treat cart to you while you stare and salivate is so debasing
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Waiting for the flight attendant to bring the little treat cart to you while you stare and salivate is so debasing
Azazoth REACTS to Arch Angel Gabriel’s EPIC takedown of him
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Azazoth REACTS to Arch Angel Gabriel’s EPIC takedown of him
Pandora’s unboxing video
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pandora’s unboxing video
Sadly the DOJ had to redact all the cool undercover stuff that Trump did to bring down Epstein because the operation is still ongoing
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sadly the DOJ had to redact all the cool undercover stuff that Trump did to bring down Epstein because the operation is still ongoing
(Scooby Doo voice) Repstein Files
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(Scooby Doo voice) Repstein Files
(A metallic hammering emanates from the garage, the smell of hot steel)
Wife (ear to door): what’re you doing in there?
(Calling back) crafting takes, dear
Wife (ear to door): what’re you doing in there?
(Calling back) crafting takes, dear
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
(A metallic hammering emanates from the garage, the smell of hot steel)
Wife (ear to door): what’re you doing in there?
(Calling back) crafting takes, dear
Wife (ear to door): what’re you doing in there?
(Calling back) crafting takes, dear
The Demiurge Claps Back at his Online Haters
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Demiurge Claps Back at his Online Haters
(Chained to a stone slab, a bladed pendulum moving closer with each swing)
Automated answering service echoing through the pit: if you believe you’ve arrived here in error, please hang up and dial 818-234-
Automated answering service echoing through the pit: if you believe you’ve arrived here in error, please hang up and dial 818-234-
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
(Chained to a stone slab, a bladed pendulum moving closer with each swing)
Automated answering service echoing through the pit: if you believe you’ve arrived here in error, please hang up and dial 818-234-
Automated answering service echoing through the pit: if you believe you’ve arrived here in error, please hang up and dial 818-234-
I hate when your loosh just starts spilling out all over the place
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I hate when your loosh just starts spilling out all over the place
(Enraged) candy canes and barber poles don’t have ANYTHING in common
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
(Enraged) candy canes and barber poles don’t have ANYTHING in common
(Alone in an impossibly deep metallic shaft, nary a sliver of light reaching my eyes) I don’t know what you’re talking about (voice echoing for a moment) I don’t know what you’re talking about
December 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(Alone in an impossibly deep metallic shaft, nary a sliver of light reaching my eyes) I don’t know what you’re talking about (voice echoing for a moment) I don’t know what you’re talking about
Extraterrestrial life turns their satellite dish in the direction of Earth at the perfect moment to hear the first screeching dial-up tone
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Extraterrestrial life turns their satellite dish in the direction of Earth at the perfect moment to hear the first screeching dial-up tone
Short videos of short videos of short videos of short videos
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Short videos of short videos of short videos of short videos
The written word is dead. All that remains are spectral whispers echoing through white noise
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The written word is dead. All that remains are spectral whispers echoing through white noise
My posts have already sparked a revolution in the nether realms
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My posts have already sparked a revolution in the nether realms
Astral penis projection
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Astral penis projection
For just 3 easy payments of $99.95 you too could own Dr. Honest McExpert’s patented meaning extraction device
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
For just 3 easy payments of $99.95 you too could own Dr. Honest McExpert’s patented meaning extraction device
The cacophonous expanse
A vacuum draws all sound and sight
A gentle snapping of the frail tethers that bind
Teams notifications ding in the distance
A vacuum draws all sound and sight
A gentle snapping of the frail tethers that bind
Teams notifications ding in the distance
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The cacophonous expanse
A vacuum draws all sound and sight
A gentle snapping of the frail tethers that bind
Teams notifications ding in the distance
A vacuum draws all sound and sight
A gentle snapping of the frail tethers that bind
Teams notifications ding in the distance
Walk ye now into the breadth of eternal life
Ribbons on gifts below bows shimmer and shine
Chains rattle coldly in the night
Ribbons on gifts below bows shimmer and shine
Chains rattle coldly in the night
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Walk ye now into the breadth of eternal life
Ribbons on gifts below bows shimmer and shine
Chains rattle coldly in the night
Ribbons on gifts below bows shimmer and shine
Chains rattle coldly in the night
All this talk of AI and my ass is still looking for I
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
All this talk of AI and my ass is still looking for I
Welcome to the slavering maw of existence. Instead of meaning, we have:
• Hollow recognition in a digital simulacrum of social life
• A hedonic treadmill of possession and achievement acquisition
• The temporal mirage that your actions now could somehow actualize meaning in the future
• Hollow recognition in a digital simulacrum of social life
• A hedonic treadmill of possession and achievement acquisition
• The temporal mirage that your actions now could somehow actualize meaning in the future
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Welcome to the slavering maw of existence. Instead of meaning, we have:
• Hollow recognition in a digital simulacrum of social life
• A hedonic treadmill of possession and achievement acquisition
• The temporal mirage that your actions now could somehow actualize meaning in the future
• Hollow recognition in a digital simulacrum of social life
• A hedonic treadmill of possession and achievement acquisition
• The temporal mirage that your actions now could somehow actualize meaning in the future