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Kyle Amity
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Childless cat guy, skateboarder, car singer, food disposal. 📎
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A Simpsons character from Springfield's rival Shelbyville smugly bites into a lemon in victory, trying his hardest to resist making the sour face but ultimately still being very obvious about it
May 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Looks like the guy you have to have the shootout with in the wild West in Day Dreamin Davey
An image of the boss of the Wild West portion of the 1992 game Day Dreamin Davey, who looks a bit like Mark Wayne Mullin and even has the same expression as the photo
April 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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A drawing of a hotdog on a skateboard labeled literal coolest thing ever and a guy in a hat labeled thinking cap pointing at it with his thumb over his shoulder and a mean spirited smile on his face saying this fucking sucks actually
April 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Had this thought ever since I first saw the image, finally felt like making it
A man holding up a picture of a crab underwater reaching its claw toward the camera. The caption reads "finally the fat of the sea". The crab image is semi motion blurred in the same way as the Prodigy album The Fat of the Land, which features a slightly motion blurred crab on the beach
March 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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The epic handshake meme, with the names of AEW wrestler Christian Cage and Yamato "Matt" Ishida from Digimon Adventure. At the handshake the caption reads "Absolutely rocking a sleeveless turtleneck
March 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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But they applauded one cancer survivor so it cancels out right?

Ugh, I need a facedesk emoji
Screenshot of a tweet by Eric Trump: "Think about the Democrats not even standing or clapping for a 15 year old boy who survived cancer. Sick people." It is quite tweeted by a user named Jesus Freakin Congress which reads "Eric Trump funneled children's cancer charity money to his business, and associates. Sick people."
March 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Bubble font lettering spelling out "GRAND DAD!" In reference to the inclusion of Fortran, a bootleg appearance of Mario that wound up in a bootleg game called Mario 7, also seemingly called 7 Grand Dad
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Been on a golden era Simpsons kick lately. Paused and got up to use the bathroom, came back to this amazing freeze frame
Milhouse's face mid-twitch after drinking the all syrup Super Squishee
March 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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I really hate how the internet developed into a way for people to spread hateful ideologies and all the real world effects it's had, the internet was supposed to be an easy way for us to show each other our cats. Anyway here are Onyx and Domino
Onyx, a small short hair tortoise shell cat, is loafing on the edge of a bed. She looks almost equal parts calm and annoyed Domino, a large shorthair tuxedo cat, is sprawled out on top of the comforter on a bed. His expression is very relaxed
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Toby's original post humorously edited to only say "bug" in a really big font
March 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you.
A picture of Nelson Muntz with Abe Simpson's face edited on him
March 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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I think a lot of us are taking turns being the Red M&M and the Yellow M&M
The Yellow M&M kneels by the side of the fallen Red M&M, asking him "u good?" To which the Red M&M replies "no"
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Made this a while back, seems like a good fit here
An image of Lyle Lanley with Elon Musk's face in front of a chalkboard, from the scene where he is selling the people of Springfield on the monorail. The chalkboard instead says "Hyper equals excessive, loop equals loop"
February 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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If you see this, post 4 of your favorite games.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess cover art Crash Team Racing cover art Super Mario Sunshine cover art Ape Escape cover art
February 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Share the lock screen
An illustration of an hourglass, with the top sand made up of an infant dropping down to form an elderly face
February 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Me: just barely makes it to the gas pump

My Spotify playlist:
The image shows a screenshot of the song "Our of Gas" by the band Modest Mouse on a Spotify playlist
January 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Caption stating "me and my friend in school about to get sent to the office for making an 'awkward gesture'" Below is an image of wrestling tag team D-Generation-X preparing to perform their signature "crotch chop" taunt
January 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM