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Nick Hansen
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Moon’s haunted
Tweet with text dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
June 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Why are my coffee filters so passive aggressive?
Coffee filters from a brand named “if you care”
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Every day we stray further from god’s light.
March 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Duolingo trying to get sued tonight. #superb_owl
Duolingo ad saying “drake after attending his own funeral on national TV” with a crying owl The Duolingo characters singing “trying to strike a chord and it’s probably a minor”
February 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Can’t have problems with the price of eggs if there are no more eggs #trumpnomics
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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It’s not the first time Snoop has associated with known felons
Picture of Snoop Dogg with Martha Stewart.
January 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Apple Music Replay confirming my regression to high school
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
Onion headline: Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus
December 2, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Browsing Etsy for antiques
Picture of a listing on Etsy that is priced $48 but the bowl has a visible price tag from Home Goods at $7.99
November 3, 2023 at 3:04 AM