ARealPieceOfWork
@nmgelfond.bsky.social
I’m sorry but I’m not gonna apologize. From Motor City to City of Angels with stops in between. Let the blues play. Cue the movie projector. Please god let Detroit win. It’s later than you think.
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Why is Roquefort no longer a salad dressing option
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Why is Roquefort no longer a salad dressing option
I’m trying to remember what I was trying to remember
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m trying to remember what I was trying to remember
Seems odd that no one has invented the toothpaste the you can put back in the tube
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Seems odd that no one has invented the toothpaste the you can put back in the tube
In case you are still wondering where your missing individual socks are, they are buried at the end of the bed under the cover.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
In case you are still wondering where your missing individual socks are, they are buried at the end of the bed under the cover.
Today I was accused of hemming and hawing.
I finally broke down and admitted to hemming but there was not even one single hawing
I finally broke down and admitted to hemming but there was not even one single hawing
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today I was accused of hemming and hawing.
I finally broke down and admitted to hemming but there was not even one single hawing
I finally broke down and admitted to hemming but there was not even one single hawing
The problem with healthcare benefits is that it’s called healthcare *benefits*
It should just be called healthcare and it should be available to every human. I didn’t say citizen. I said human.
It should just be called healthcare and it should be available to every human. I didn’t say citizen. I said human.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The problem with healthcare benefits is that it’s called healthcare *benefits*
It should just be called healthcare and it should be available to every human. I didn’t say citizen. I said human.
It should just be called healthcare and it should be available to every human. I didn’t say citizen. I said human.
There is such a fine line between “peace of mind” and “give you a piece of my mind”
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There is such a fine line between “peace of mind” and “give you a piece of my mind”
There is ever such a fine line between “peace of mind” and “give you a piece of my mind”
October 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There is ever such a fine line between “peace of mind” and “give you a piece of my mind”
Why can a baseball game be called a chess match but a chess match is never likened to a baseball game
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Why can a baseball game be called a chess match but a chess match is never likened to a baseball game
Exculpatory means the opposite of how it sounds.
October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Exculpatory means the opposite of how it sounds.
The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the first time you questioned why
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the first time you questioned why
Why are there never women bookies in the movies
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why are there never women bookies in the movies
I am so sick of being ripped off by every kind of financial transaction: ticket buying, student loans, airline price gouging, etc., etc. etc.
Everything is a con in Trump’s capitalism.
Everything is a con in Trump’s capitalism.
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am so sick of being ripped off by every kind of financial transaction: ticket buying, student loans, airline price gouging, etc., etc. etc.
Everything is a con in Trump’s capitalism.
Everything is a con in Trump’s capitalism.
You could always tell the rich kids in class from the size of their crayon box.
My sister and I only had the 16 box while we were walking to school.
Uphill. Both ways.
My sister and I only had the 16 box while we were walking to school.
Uphill. Both ways.
September 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You could always tell the rich kids in class from the size of their crayon box.
My sister and I only had the 16 box while we were walking to school.
Uphill. Both ways.
My sister and I only had the 16 box while we were walking to school.
Uphill. Both ways.
Pancakes with syrup and powdered sugar are basically just flat donuts
September 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Pancakes with syrup and powdered sugar are basically just flat donuts
I’m not sure if I’m ambivalent
September 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m not sure if I’m ambivalent
We need an official soundtrack for this Coup D’etat that is rolling right in front of our eyes
September 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We need an official soundtrack for this Coup D’etat that is rolling right in front of our eyes
Too many of my conversations start with “I’m not gonna live long enough to see…” or “I hope I live long enough to see…”
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Too many of my conversations start with “I’m not gonna live long enough to see…” or “I hope I live long enough to see…”
Whatever happened to omelet stations. They used to be everywhere.
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Whatever happened to omelet stations. They used to be everywhere.
The MAGATS are turning on each other
mr. burns from the simpsons is eating a sandwich and says excellent .
ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons is eating a sandwich and says excellent .
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The MAGATS are turning on each other
Time to send the national guard to Utah
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Time to send the national guard to Utah
Are we supposed to “thoughts and prayers” this guy? I don’t think so.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Are we supposed to “thoughts and prayers” this guy? I don’t think so.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.