N. Malone
@nmalone.bsky.social
Author of the Etani series, and other dark fantasy & horror stories. Professional book formatter. Youtuber. Atheist.
Aroace. She/Her. MDNI 18+
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Aroace. She/Her. MDNI 18+
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It's my birthday! 🎉
I turned 36 😊
I turned 36 😊
March 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
It's my birthday! 🎉
I turned 36 😊
I turned 36 😊
March 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Found on Reddit.
Some people deserve prison.
Some people deserve prison.
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Found on Reddit.
Some people deserve prison.
Some people deserve prison.
Beans has decided that my going to the toilet alone is a grave offence, and will sit outside the door screaming at top volume until I let him in.
January 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Beans has decided that my going to the toilet alone is a grave offence, and will sit outside the door screaming at top volume until I let him in.
Was in the middle of refilling Beans' auto feeder and I turned around for like 30 seconds...
That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣
He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!!
That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣
He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!!
January 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Was in the middle of refilling Beans' auto feeder and I turned around for like 30 seconds...
That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣
He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!!
That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣
He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!!
10 chapters out of 93 proofread for book 9!
Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁
Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁
January 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
10 chapters out of 93 proofread for book 9!
Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁
Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁
What do you guys think? Should I change anything?
Current working draft of the paperback cover.
Current working draft of the paperback cover.
January 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What do you guys think? Should I change anything?
Current working draft of the paperback cover.
Current working draft of the paperback cover.
Muahahahaha, it is ALIVE!!!
Almost. For preorder. Lol.
Almost. For preorder. Lol.
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Muahahahaha, it is ALIVE!!!
Almost. For preorder. Lol.
Almost. For preorder. Lol.
Beans after waking me up at 5am to play
January 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Beans after waking me up at 5am to play
Tried chicken onigiri for the first time today and it's so good
I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭
I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭
January 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Tried chicken onigiri for the first time today and it's so good
I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭
I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭
Having a cat really is just us spending half the day yelling out to each other from across the house so we know where the other is.
December 28, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Having a cat really is just us spending half the day yelling out to each other from across the house so we know where the other is.
Wreath made of lamington fingers, cream, gummy mint leaves, and fruit that I made 😊
December 24, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Wreath made of lamington fingers, cream, gummy mint leaves, and fruit that I made 😊
Someone buy my books or hire me to format your books, I need to pay for Beans' $2,000 dental vet bills 😭
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Someone buy my books or hire me to format your books, I need to pay for Beans' $2,000 dental vet bills 😭
Back home from the trip! And Beans is trying to eat the ties off my pants lol
December 14, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Back home from the trip! And Beans is trying to eat the ties off my pants lol
We've reached Cairns.
It's fucking hot
It's fucking hot
December 11, 2024 at 1:35 AM
We've reached Cairns.
It's fucking hot
It's fucking hot
Okay peeps!
I'm off until the 15th.
If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can!
I'm off until the 15th.
If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can!
December 7, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Okay peeps!
I'm off until the 15th.
If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can!
I'm off until the 15th.
If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can!
Gonna cost between $1500 and $1980 to get Beans' teeth sorted. At least one needs to be pulled 😔
Fucking hell
Fucking hell
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Gonna cost between $1500 and $1980 to get Beans' teeth sorted. At least one needs to be pulled 😔
Fucking hell
Fucking hell
Apparently under my desk is the best place for naps, according to Beans
December 6, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Apparently under my desk is the best place for naps, according to Beans
Beans attempted to have me imprisoned by the simple measure of refusing to let me get out of bed.
His cuteness was very effective
His cuteness was very effective
December 3, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Beans attempted to have me imprisoned by the simple measure of refusing to let me get out of bed.
His cuteness was very effective
His cuteness was very effective
Omg this heat is killing me 😵
It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot
It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot
December 3, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Omg this heat is killing me 😵
It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot
It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot
First day working from home with Beans. This is how it's going.
He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣
He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
First day working from home with Beans. This is how it's going.
He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣
He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣
It's been three years since Max died, and I'd almost forgotten what it's like to have a cat desperately need to follow you into the toilet.
Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously.
Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously.
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 AM
It's been three years since Max died, and I'd almost forgotten what it's like to have a cat desperately need to follow you into the toilet.
Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously.
Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously.
I've officially moved out of my unit and got my Beans with me 😊
November 30, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I've officially moved out of my unit and got my Beans with me 😊
The truth of living with cats. And you always feel so bad 🤣
November 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
The truth of living with cats. And you always feel so bad 🤣
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