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N. Malone
@nmalone.bsky.social
Author of the Etani series, and other dark fantasy & horror stories. Professional book formatter. Youtuber. Atheist.
Aroace. She/Her. MDNI 18+

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It's my birthday! 🎉

I turned 36 😊
March 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Etani Book 9 is ready for launch in 6 days!

Pre-order now!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSCFCP9J
March 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Found on Reddit.

Some people deserve prison.
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Beans has decided that my going to the toilet alone is a grave offence, and will sit outside the door screaming at top volume until I let him in.
January 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Was in the middle of refilling Beans' auto feeder and I turned around for like 30 seconds...
That little shit had his head in the container the second I looked away 🤣

He gets fed plenty, but you'd think he was starving!!
January 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
10 chapters out of 93 proofread for book 9!

Who's excited for the release on March 24th? 😁
January 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What do you guys think? Should I change anything?

Current working draft of the paperback cover.
January 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Muahahahaha, it is ALIVE!!!

Almost. For preorder. Lol.
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Beans after waking me up at 5am to play
January 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Tried chicken onigiri for the first time today and it's so good
I wish we had more stores that sell them in Australia 😭
January 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Having a cat really is just us spending half the day yelling out to each other from across the house so we know where the other is.
December 28, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Wreath made of lamington fingers, cream, gummy mint leaves, and fruit that I made 😊
December 24, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Someone buy my books or hire me to format your books, I need to pay for Beans' $2,000 dental vet bills 😭
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Back home from the trip! And Beans is trying to eat the ties off my pants lol
December 14, 2024 at 11:46 PM
We've reached Cairns.
It's fucking hot
December 11, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Okay peeps!
I'm off until the 15th.

If you need to contact me for any reason, please be patient and I'll reply as soon as I can!
December 7, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Gonna cost between $1500 and $1980 to get Beans' teeth sorted. At least one needs to be pulled 😔

Fucking hell
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Apparently under my desk is the best place for naps, according to Beans
December 6, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Beans attempted to have me imprisoned by the simple measure of refusing to let me get out of bed.
His cuteness was very effective
December 3, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Omg this heat is killing me 😵

It's only just summer and it's already obscenely hot
December 3, 2024 at 4:11 AM
First day working from home with Beans. This is how it's going.

He keeps hitting the back button on my mouse with his foot 🤣
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
It's been three years since Max died, and I'd almost forgotten what it's like to have a cat desperately need to follow you into the toilet.

Beans is taking his role of Senior Poop Supervisor very seriously.
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 AM
I've officially moved out of my unit and got my Beans with me 😊
November 30, 2024 at 11:08 AM
The truth of living with cats. And you always feel so bad 🤣
November 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by N. Malone
w i d e
November 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM