Nick Lechman
@nlechman.bsky.social
Parenting, politics, and policing. But never at the same time.
I can’t understand why the next question in response to one of these toddler meltdowns isn’t, “Mr. President, do you want to apologize for the way you just treated my colleague?” Like throw it right back at him already. He’s clearly trying to bully down any remotely difficult question.
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I can’t understand why the next question in response to one of these toddler meltdowns isn’t, “Mr. President, do you want to apologize for the way you just treated my colleague?” Like throw it right back at him already. He’s clearly trying to bully down any remotely difficult question.
“When you’re a star, they let you do it.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“When you’re a star, they let you do it.”
Did… did he just create a whole new executive department? What is the Department of Environment?
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Did… did he just create a whole new executive department? What is the Department of Environment?
When you’re fighting harder to “protect” kids from books than you are to protect kids from guns, you’ve officially lost the plot.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When you’re fighting harder to “protect” kids from books than you are to protect kids from guns, you’ve officially lost the plot.
If there are consequences to speech that the regime finds objectionable, then you do not, in fact, have freedom of speech.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If there are consequences to speech that the regime finds objectionable, then you do not, in fact, have freedom of speech.
The Big, Beautiful Ball Room (TM) will have proper air conditioning.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Big, Beautiful Ball Room (TM) will have proper air conditioning.
You go to war with the edible mascots you have, not the edible mascots you want.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You go to war with the edible mascots you have, not the edible mascots you want.
Does he think JP Morgan Chase is a real
person??
person??
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Does he think JP Morgan Chase is a real
person??
person??
If YouTube TV never brings back ESPN, I’m fine with it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If YouTube TV never brings back ESPN, I’m fine with it.
What a sad, pathetic excuse for a “leader”. There is precisely **zero** reason for an agency CEO to be parading around with a long gun and CS canisters. Pure performative bullshit.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What a sad, pathetic excuse for a “leader”. There is precisely **zero** reason for an agency CEO to be parading around with a long gun and CS canisters. Pure performative bullshit.
JD nodding like a trained seal and mouthing “that’s true” is so on point
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
JD nodding like a trained seal and mouthing “that’s true” is so on point
Even the seal is crooked — some might call that a metaphor?
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Even the seal is crooked — some might call that a metaphor?
Yes, Jesus famously took up arms against a dangerous Roman regime. Do you even read the Bible, bro?
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yes, Jesus famously took up arms against a dangerous Roman regime. Do you even read the Bible, bro?
He’s probably somewhat disappointed he can’t strut around the courthouse with CS canisters and a goon squad.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He’s probably somewhat disappointed he can’t strut around the courthouse with CS canisters and a goon squad.
Apple’s native Maps app allows users to share alerts for law enforcement (“police reported ahead”). Will they be pulling that app as well?
October 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Apple’s native Maps app allows users to share alerts for law enforcement (“police reported ahead”). Will they be pulling that app as well?
A profile, if you will…
September 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A profile, if you will…
More than normalizing this in the eyes of Americans, they need to normalize this in the eyes of the rank and file of the military — the literal institution. Loyalty is more important than the law, and when the next coup happens, he needs the military to be loyal to him.
August 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
More than normalizing this in the eyes of Americans, they need to normalize this in the eyes of the rank and file of the military — the literal institution. Loyalty is more important than the law, and when the next coup happens, he needs the military to be loyal to him.
Not sure if there’s another page to Attachment B, but when your charging document only has *1 sentence* to describe the defendant’s conduct, you have a shitty case.
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not sure if there’s another page to Attachment B, but when your charging document only has *1 sentence* to describe the defendant’s conduct, you have a shitty case.