NLCBIO
@nlcbio.bsky.social
Physician assistant; Mom; sports fan; Queen of the Nerds or so my friends call me
Been at Thanksgiving for a half an hour and my mother in law has already found a way to be a bitch. I should have stayed home.....
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Been at Thanksgiving for a half an hour and my mother in law has already found a way to be a bitch. I should have stayed home.....
Perimenopause is sitting in the dark alone crying at your kitchen table after a really shit day, then having to dust yourself off because the kids have to get to practice.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Perimenopause is sitting in the dark alone crying at your kitchen table after a really shit day, then having to dust yourself off because the kids have to get to practice.
Just got the information for my son's hockey tournament in Massachusetts in January. As expected, it's a cluster fuck. It's been less than 6 months and I'm over youth sports. I hope to God my son finds something else he's interested in.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just got the information for my son's hockey tournament in Massachusetts in January. As expected, it's a cluster fuck. It's been less than 6 months and I'm over youth sports. I hope to God my son finds something else he's interested in.
Ignore me sitting here shoveling the last crumbs of a can of The Snack Bar Mix from Trader Joe's into my mouth like a gremlin instead of actually making dinner....
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ignore me sitting here shoveling the last crumbs of a can of The Snack Bar Mix from Trader Joe's into my mouth like a gremlin instead of actually making dinner....
PA retains our Supreme Court justices! Suck it Pennsyltucky!
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
PA retains our Supreme Court justices! Suck it Pennsyltucky!
Watching Home Alone with the kids for the first time. It's officially Christmas!
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November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Watching Home Alone with the kids for the first time. It's officially Christmas!
Y'all there has been more drama on my son's U8 hockey team in the last 3 weeks than a teen drama show on Netflix. Horrible parent, head coach with no spine, and kids caught in the middle. I am not going to be able to contain my petty fo the next ten years. Help!
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Y'all there has been more drama on my son's U8 hockey team in the last 3 weeks than a teen drama show on Netflix. Horrible parent, head coach with no spine, and kids caught in the middle. I am not going to be able to contain my petty fo the next ten years. Help!
As a lifelong Phillies fan, it pains me to say this but - GO JAYS! Now please excuse me, the ghost of Mitch Williams just walked into my office. 😬
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
As a lifelong Phillies fan, it pains me to say this but - GO JAYS! Now please excuse me, the ghost of Mitch Williams just walked into my office. 😬
Age of Ultron is on, and after the last few months, I think he might have been on to something.
October 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Age of Ultron is on, and after the last few months, I think he might have been on to something.
Got an email from our health system today that our employee contribution to our health insurance premium is going up 8%. Love that for us. 🤬
September 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Got an email from our health system today that our employee contribution to our health insurance premium is going up 8%. Love that for us. 🤬
Talkin bout the Phightens!!! 💙❤️
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Talkin bout the Phightens!!! 💙❤️
Cleaning out my grandmother's house today (she moved to Florida), my 5 yo fell in love with a wooden whirligig of Lincoln. Like talking to it and everything. So now Mr President is sleeping on my couch, and I'm probably going to wake up to the Gettysburg Address at 2 AM. Send help! 🫣
September 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Cleaning out my grandmother's house today (she moved to Florida), my 5 yo fell in love with a wooden whirligig of Lincoln. Like talking to it and everything. So now Mr President is sleeping on my couch, and I'm probably going to wake up to the Gettysburg Address at 2 AM. Send help! 🫣
Damn Phils, that's the way!!! 💙❤️
September 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Damn Phils, that's the way!!! 💙❤️
My baby started kindergarten today! 😭 All three are in school together, but man do I hate the end of summer!
August 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My baby started kindergarten today! 😭 All three are in school together, but man do I hate the end of summer!
I know I've said this before but man do I fucking hate it here.
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I know I've said this before but man do I fucking hate it here.
My 7th grade teacher got arrested for kiddie porn today. This is now the third teacher I've had that has gone to jail for this. Turns out my decision to avoid Catholic school for my kids was spot on.
June 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My 7th grade teacher got arrested for kiddie porn today. This is now the third teacher I've had that has gone to jail for this. Turns out my decision to avoid Catholic school for my kids was spot on.
Go get em today. Stay frosty!
June 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Go get em today. Stay frosty!
We are where we are because of mistakes made all the way back to Reconstruction. In honesty, the leadership should have been hung and every plantation burned. When we finally defeat the current evil, we cannot make the same mistakes.
June 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We are where we are because of mistakes made all the way back to Reconstruction. In honesty, the leadership should have been hung and every plantation burned. When we finally defeat the current evil, we cannot make the same mistakes.
Today is my birthday, and the Cheeto/Elmo breakup fight is going to make my chocolate cake all that much sweeter.
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Today is my birthday, and the Cheeto/Elmo breakup fight is going to make my chocolate cake all that much sweeter.
Happy Pride!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy Pride!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Ok gang - need recs for Denver. Food, coffee, dessert, stuff to see! Only have a few days and will be staying in the city!
May 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ok gang - need recs for Denver. Food, coffee, dessert, stuff to see! Only have a few days and will be staying in the city!
Still in the airport because apparently this morning's storms fucked up air travel everywhere FOREVER.
May 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Still in the airport because apparently this morning's storms fucked up air travel everywhere FOREVER.
Flight delayed 4 hours.....send help....
May 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Flight delayed 4 hours.....send help....
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
RFK is a eugenicist. Full stop. But he's going to know the full wrath of the special needs Moms if he tries anything. And it's going to be glorious.
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April 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
RFK is a eugenicist. Full stop. But he's going to know the full wrath of the special needs Moms if he tries anything. And it's going to be glorious.