just perfectly fitting that 600 came from such a ridiculous angle too

this may be universally true. r/pittsburgh has one particular Arby’s in the suburbs but also the world’s strangest Burger King on the south side.

@elljayvalentine.bsky.social is already sick of me saying ‘b-b-b-b-bennie and the gesserits’

now picturing a HIMARS launcher but for sausages

Uzbek leftovers from Kavsar up on Mt Washington are top-tier — dumplings, stews, noodles, a little carrot salad, some nice soft bread to heat up and mop everything up with.

do you have to get the phrasing precisely right too or is the parser at least pretty good?

I’d agree but tbh these dudes probably shouldn’t be allowed to be around elementary school kids.

We had a glowing-eye mothman too! Kid was all apologetic that she had to take the mask off to actually see into the candy bowl.

That whole exhibit is wild and great. I especially love the whole “yeah maybe I’ll throw my wife in as Mary again” period.

no luck there, but the last time I was in they had frozen kalimotxo in the slushie machine.

mmmm. my favorite bar serves various flavors of torres chips, optionally with fancy tinned fish. it’s glorious.

oh god I spent SO MUCH time figuring out how best to place my feet so it made as little noise as possible. sure wish that had turned out to be a more useful skill in adulthood.

(or, you know, after I no longer had to live with my father)