It's a shame I can't do the classic lesbian thing of posting about the cute women I'm thinking about on my Twitter / Bluesky because I'm literally only followed by said cute women

Cooking for friends is so fun. It's like an evil little trap I can use to lure them to my place for ~4+ hours

should not have dranken ~20 ounces of cold brew, turns out that kinda fucks me up when I don't drink coffee at all