New Jersey Turnpike
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ᵘⁿOfficial Bluesky account of the New Jersey Turnpike!
For roadside assistance, dial #95. For emergencies, dial 911. This feed is maintained by some idiot and is probably not being monitored.
For roadside assistance, dial #95. For emergencies, dial 911. This feed is maintained by some idiot and is probably not being monitored.
Altimas always have damage you’ll never see on any other car
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Altimas always have damage you’ll never see on any other car
Today really feels like a Thursday huh
July 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Today really feels like a Thursday huh
Some of you people need to hurry up god damn‼️
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Some of you people need to hurry up god damn‼️
Nothing hurts more than when a bit fails and you have to explain yourself
March 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Nothing hurts more than when a bit fails and you have to explain yourself
Starting tomorrow, one vehicle will be chosen every day to take on everyone else's traffic violations. You may think that's good, but watch out - everyone gets a turn!
March 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Starting tomorrow, one vehicle will be chosen every day to take on everyone else's traffic violations. You may think that's good, but watch out - everyone gets a turn!
Have existing toll violations? Make sure to send $8,000 to my venmo to have them removed! Otherwise we'll get you
March 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Have existing toll violations? Make sure to send $8,000 to my venmo to have them removed! Otherwise we'll get you
There's going to be a big ol' pileup from exit 4 to exit 9 at 5pm today so avoid that section as it will be CLOSED and any violators will be evaporated on sight so don't even try to go that way
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There's going to be a big ol' pileup from exit 4 to exit 9 at 5pm today so avoid that section as it will be CLOSED and any violators will be evaporated on sight so don't even try to go that way
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Since Bluesky is a bit more popular now, I'd like to show off how I decorated my bus for the holidays last year! I plan on doing something similar this year too
December 2, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Since Bluesky is a bit more popular now, I'd like to show off how I decorated my bus for the holidays last year! I plan on doing something similar this year too
Paper straws are definitely the worst thing to happen to the food industry
November 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Paper straws are definitely the worst thing to happen to the food industry
Traffic is a scam made up by big car. It isn't real. That grandma in the fast lane going the same speed as the trucks in the right two lanes is an agent of the CIA and was hired solely to annoy you
November 26, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Traffic is a scam made up by big car. It isn't real. That grandma in the fast lane going the same speed as the trucks in the right two lanes is an agent of the CIA and was hired solely to annoy you
About a dozen people have told me that Always Sunny is a good show but every clip I’ve seen just doesn’t do it for me
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
About a dozen people have told me that Always Sunny is a good show but every clip I’ve seen just doesn’t do it for me
Erm.... That just happened
November 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Erm.... That just happened
Get out there and vote today!
November 5, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Get out there and vote today!
These streets were made for driving
November 4, 2024 at 5:20 PM
These streets were made for driving
Youtube should bring back rewind so we can make fun of them again
October 29, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Youtube should bring back rewind so we can make fun of them again
Fun fact! Only 3% of truck lane traffic is caused by trucks :)
October 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Fun fact! Only 3% of truck lane traffic is caused by trucks :)
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You can just drive past all the cars and merge at the last possible second. Saves a lot of time
October 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
You can just drive past all the cars and merge at the last possible second. Saves a lot of time
Working with our engineers to invent a system that launches cars forward on on-ramps when they’re not speeding up to match the flow of traffic
October 21, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Working with our engineers to invent a system that launches cars forward on on-ramps when they’re not speeding up to match the flow of traffic
Thats what we like to SEE
At the truck wash with my bus gonna get her scrubbed down oh yeah woo yeah
October 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Thats what we like to SEE
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i forgot to post here 😭 #transformersone
October 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
i forgot to post here 😭 #transformersone
Mojang has had like 9 years to work on Bedrock edition how is it still this terrible of an experience
October 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Mojang has had like 9 years to work on Bedrock edition how is it still this terrible of an experience
Alright everyone I think it’s about time I came clean
October 19, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Alright everyone I think it’s about time I came clean
Attention all NJ Turnpike travelers! Starting tomorrow (10/18/2024) all tolls will be nullified! Feel free to take off your EZPass hardware and blast through the tolls!
October 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Attention all NJ Turnpike travelers! Starting tomorrow (10/18/2024) all tolls will be nullified! Feel free to take off your EZPass hardware and blast through the tolls!
I was giving my dog some wet dog food and the smell made me salivate
October 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I was giving my dog some wet dog food and the smell made me salivate