NJBearcub1
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The inevitable alt, used to follow the people who ain't got no clothes on. There will be NSFW links and reposts.
Judd Apatow has been doing the talk show circuit this week to promote his new book, 'Comedy Nerd'.
He has always held a spot in my upper echelon of celebrity crushes.
He has always held a spot in my upper echelon of celebrity crushes.
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Judd Apatow has been doing the talk show circuit this week to promote his new book, 'Comedy Nerd'.
He has always held a spot in my upper echelon of celebrity crushes.
He has always held a spot in my upper echelon of celebrity crushes.
How is it that every facial hair combo looks good on Nick Offerman?
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
How is it that every facial hair combo looks good on Nick Offerman?
The (maybe) twice-yearly haircut has taken place. My barber lives in my house, and sleeps in my bed.
(Please don't repost.)
(Please don't repost.)
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The (maybe) twice-yearly haircut has taken place. My barber lives in my house, and sleeps in my bed.
(Please don't repost.)
(Please don't repost.)
The time for shearing is nearly upon us.
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The time for shearing is nearly upon us.
I mean, who among us hasn't been followed by friends of a man who we've fingered?
October 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I mean, who among us hasn't been followed by friends of a man who we've fingered?
Dallas Keuchel, photographed by Kurt Iswarienko for the 2018 edition of ESPN Magazine's 'The Body Issue'. Dallas was a pitcher in the MLB between 2012-2024, and played for the Houston Astros at the time the photos were taken and published.
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Dallas Keuchel, photographed by Kurt Iswarienko for the 2018 edition of ESPN Magazine's 'The Body Issue'. Dallas was a pitcher in the MLB between 2012-2024, and played for the Houston Astros at the time the photos were taken and published.
When the lighting at your dentist's office isn't as good as hotel room lighting, and just emphasizes your rosacea, so you make it a #MCM instead.
My fivehead is growing in quite nicely.
My fivehead is growing in quite nicely.
September 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When the lighting at your dentist's office isn't as good as hotel room lighting, and just emphasizes your rosacea, so you make it a #MCM instead.
My fivehead is growing in quite nicely.
My fivehead is growing in quite nicely.
I know that Stop & Shop is regional, so most of you haven't seen him, but I would like to intro you to Justin, featured in their current ad campaign. He doesn't know me yet, but when we meet, he will love me & ask me to marry him.
I've linked two of his commercials. I also love his voice.
I've linked two of his commercials. I also love his voice.
August 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I know that Stop & Shop is regional, so most of you haven't seen him, but I would like to intro you to Justin, featured in their current ad campaign. He doesn't know me yet, but when we meet, he will love me & ask me to marry him.
I've linked two of his commercials. I also love his voice.
I've linked two of his commercials. I also love his voice.
Sure, because when I see 'DTF', the first thing that comes to mind is a family-owned clothing business, right?
August 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Sure, because when I see 'DTF', the first thing that comes to mind is a family-owned clothing business, right?
Nick Offerman, on 'The Jimmy Kimmel Show', Tuesday, May 6, 2025.
May 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Nick Offerman, on 'The Jimmy Kimmel Show', Tuesday, May 6, 2025.
These two old dudes saw you across the restaurant in the dive bar, and would like to know if you would like to split 2 or 3 bar pizzas. Maybe 4.
April 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
These two old dudes saw you across the restaurant in the dive bar, and would like to know if you would like to split 2 or 3 bar pizzas. Maybe 4.
Hey hi hello. I need a haircut.
March 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey hi hello. I need a haircut.
Lunch today with my friend Joey, and his little lady Lulu.
I am well past the time of needing to get a haircut, and I tend to not look at the camera.
I am well past the time of needing to get a haircut, and I tend to not look at the camera.
February 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lunch today with my friend Joey, and his little lady Lulu.
I am well past the time of needing to get a haircut, and I tend to not look at the camera.
I am well past the time of needing to get a haircut, and I tend to not look at the camera.
These two old dudes are celebrating 30 long, hard, grueling years together today, and saw you across the parking lot, and wonder if you'll help us maneuver our walkers into the restaurant so we can have our Early Bird dinners.
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
These two old dudes are celebrating 30 long, hard, grueling years together today, and saw you across the parking lot, and wonder if you'll help us maneuver our walkers into the restaurant so we can have our Early Bird dinners.
Everyone should get and give a Ding Dong for Valentine's Day.
January 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Everyone should get and give a Ding Dong for Valentine's Day.
Doesn't everyone wish they had a nutty buddy who would give them a creme pie?
January 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Doesn't everyone wish they had a nutty buddy who would give them a creme pie?
Bruce McGill first rose to prominence as 'D-Day' in NATINAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE. In 1989, he co-starred with Teri Garr and John Lithgow in OUT COLD, which reran endlessly on HBO, and I remember it fondly for his nude shower scene. (2/2)
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Bruce McGill first rose to prominence as 'D-Day' in NATINAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE. In 1989, he co-starred with Teri Garr and John Lithgow in OUT COLD, which reran endlessly on HBO, and I remember it fondly for his nude shower scene. (2/2)
Bruce McGill first rose to prominence as 'D-Day' in NATINAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE. In 1989, he co-starred with Teri Garr and John Lithgow in OUT COLD, which reran endlessly on HBO, and I remember it fondly for his nude shower scene. (1/2)
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Bruce McGill first rose to prominence as 'D-Day' in NATINAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE. In 1989, he co-starred with Teri Garr and John Lithgow in OUT COLD, which reran endlessly on HBO, and I remember it fondly for his nude shower scene. (1/2)
Either way. "Santa's Good List for Daddies", or "Santa's List for Good Daddies" works.
December 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Either way. "Santa's Good List for Daddies", or "Santa's List for Good Daddies" works.
You can always tell when Dad's been to Seamen's. You can see it all over his face.
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
You can always tell when Dad's been to Seamen's. You can see it all over his face.
Step 1: Cut a hole in that box.
December 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Step 1: Cut a hole in that box.
