New Jersey Turtle
@nj-turtle.bsky.social
Democracy, Liberty, and Prosperity
My governor and commander.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My governor and commander.
None of these people deserve to be listened to.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
None of these people deserve to be listened to.
I don’t know why we listen to anything he says. It either a lie and an expression of evil intent.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don’t know why we listen to anything he says. It either a lie and an expression of evil intent.
“I am an elephant.”, boldly.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“I am an elephant.”, boldly.
It’s almost not satire.
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s almost not satire.
Never let up! Get out the vote! Never stop till victory!
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Never let up! Get out the vote! Never stop till victory!
I would suggest the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I would suggest the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The president destroyed the east wing because he had a tantrum over No Kings day.
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The president destroyed the east wing because he had a tantrum over No Kings day.
Perhaps it’s time to never raise the debt ceiling and begin the process of defunding the federal government. Perhaps we should turn into the skid.
October 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Perhaps it’s time to never raise the debt ceiling and begin the process of defunding the federal government. Perhaps we should turn into the skid.
Dude, you’re a coward.
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Dude, you’re a coward.
Murder. It’s called murder.
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Murder. It’s called murder.
Lackadaisy! These guys need a series!
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Lackadaisy! These guys need a series!
If ICE assaults law enforcement, isn’t that a felony?
October 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If ICE assaults law enforcement, isn’t that a felony?
Keeping it weird!
October 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Keeping it weird!
What are we going to do about? You should let us know.
October 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
What are we going to do about? You should let us know.
I don't care. I would rather have a corrupt government shutdown than continue to run.
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don't care. I would rather have a corrupt government shutdown than continue to run.