Templeton Ferrari III
@nixtarx.bsky.social
GenX smartass, doomscroller, bot hater (couldn't be more happily married, ladies), Deadhead, working-class liberal, economic populist.
"Innit?" is UK English's "n'est-ce pas?"
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Innit?" is UK English's "n'est-ce pas?"
I'm from a time when soft drinks would go to war with one another. Nothing's too dumb for me!
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I'm from a time when soft drinks would go to war with one another. Nothing's too dumb for me!
"Should we awake and find it gone, remember this: our favorite town."
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"Should we awake and find it gone, remember this: our favorite town."
He who self-diagnoses has a fool for a patient.
October 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
He who self-diagnoses has a fool for a patient.
If you must blame a pill for autism, start with Viagra.
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
If you must blame a pill for autism, start with Viagra.
You know what? I'm gonna Tylenol even harder now!
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know what? I'm gonna Tylenol even harder now!
Lemme get this straight. You don't want to be compared to nazis, but you call recent events "our Reichstag fire?" Not "shot heard 'round the world," but Reichstag fire? Ok...
September 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Lemme get this straight. You don't want to be compared to nazis, but you call recent events "our Reichstag fire?" Not "shot heard 'round the world," but Reichstag fire? Ok...
"Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate."
July 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate."
Jokes on you: my math's never been mathinf.
June 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Jokes on you: my math's never been mathinf.
Peacock: If you don't stop being mean to the low IQ pretty people we exploit on our "reality" show, we're going to be very cross with you!
June 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Peacock: If you don't stop being mean to the low IQ pretty people we exploit on our "reality" show, we're going to be very cross with you!
DNC should take note of yesterday's NYC mayoral election. But they wont. They're the guy with $100/day coke habit pointing at Rs and screaming, "CRACKHEAD!"
June 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
DNC should take note of yesterday's NYC mayoral election. But they wont. They're the guy with $100/day coke habit pointing at Rs and screaming, "CRACKHEAD!"
Let's face facts, people: sous vide is just Freezer Queen for the well-to-do.
June 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Let's face facts, people: sous vide is just Freezer Queen for the well-to-do.
Things which once had no name are now easily described!
June 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Things which once had no name are now easily described!
Great night of content last night. Mountainhead, Good Night and Good Luck, and night two of Billy Strings from Chicago.
June 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Great night of content last night. Mountainhead, Good Night and Good Luck, and night two of Billy Strings from Chicago.
Every time I see Scott Bessent on TV, I think, "Stop not being Barry Bostwick!" and I shout, "ASSHOLE!" just to be safe.
May 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Every time I see Scott Bessent on TV, I think, "Stop not being Barry Bostwick!" and I shout, "ASSHOLE!" just to be safe.
Happy Mother's Day!
May 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Mother's Day!
Our children should be able to walk down the street unmolested.
May 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Our children should be able to walk down the street unmolested.
It may make you look like a doosh, but no one ever started a fire by vaping in bed.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It may make you look like a doosh, but no one ever started a fire by vaping in bed.