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Craig Nixon
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Advocating to create a public education system that enhances the child’s experience regardless of religion, cultural background, or sexual orientation. www.defenseofdemocracy.org Also www.wonkette.com
Thank you, people who were old enough to get this.
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social - C'mon, you've been around long enough to get this too... :)
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Guy does more sundowning than Gordon Lightfoot.
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The Zoomies Cup™
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I HEREBY proclaim that I have tied for 5th place in the running for the Riley Gaines Aggrieved Wypipo Award.
I plan to air my demands as keynote speaker at the next Moms For Liberty Summit.
Thank you for your inattention to this matter.
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Take heart. PRIDE still stands for

Pat
Robertson
Is
Dead
Everybody
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
She's too busy decorating for fokking Kreesmas.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I mean, his mentor *was* Roy Cohn after all...so he may know all about it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Andrew Nixon, about whom I feel compelled to point out is not me. Nor anyone I know, cuz fuck that guy.
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This fucker can't get in the forever box fast enough.
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Anita Bryant and Frank Perdue.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
She was shot by the autopen.
Or Hillary's emails.
Or Hunter Biden's yuge wanglehonk.
Whatevs...
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Huh.
Cool...Transgenderism for everyone!
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Didn't even call anyone a retard.
Huh. Funny how that works.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Add 11 baby carrots to make the Trad Carrot variety.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We call this new variety the Bridget Ziegler Carrot.
Huh. Not bad as a band name, either.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Even worse, the shooter is apparently an Afghan national.
Expect an orgasmic frenzy of ICE violence.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
With two hands doing the...
...ok, we won't go all the way there.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
<Murc's Law has entered the chat>
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kind of like the J6 guy who wanted to know if he could use his pardon to cover the child porn charges he later recieved.
Hey, bubba, it's not a goddam raincheck.
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why, yes. Exactly that.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Suddenly I'm overwhelmed with feelings of patriotism.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ermahgerd.
I've got nothing here.
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM