I miss game shows like are you smarter than a fifth grader and shows like AFV. Those were the good days

I can’t wait to hear my therapist say “I’m so proud of yoooooouu” tomorrow while her face does the most adorably proud scrunch full of impression on it🥹bestie sarah makes healing something I want just to hear a sincere “I’m so proud of you”

If you don’t use a pop socket/ring thing to hold your phone you truly scare me and I do not trust you and ik your fuck ass pinky finger is crooked too😭

My stomach hurting after eating the food I MADE at work is probably the most disrespectful thing my stomach does to me. Like mfer it was a BURGER?!

How is my GM gonna get mad at everyone for tickets taking too long during a rush when she literally makes the schedule and understaffs us? Lmfaooo

Someone on Twitter really thought I started drama with them over a stupid tweet about a concert experience they had and how it reflected the fandom and I was like “respectfully that should just be expected bestie” and then I went to MY page and asked my besties if I was crazy or if this wasn’t

I called out yesterday and I’ve never been so happy about it and lowkey I think I might call out tomorrow too😭☠️

From a guy who used to work there: Rachel is a remarkable person and the best TV news talent there is. If she says something is fucked up, it is. Getting rid of Joy, who dared to see through this fascism bullshit years ago and had the gall of occasionally being funny about it, is dumb.

Someone tell me how to stop this

So if ppl in the Uk or any other places that have banned guns do yall just not hunt? I’m assuming yes but idk im just curious don’t come for me

If I fucking apply somewhere and they’re like “fill in your employment experience” and then ask for my fucking resume you are DEAD TO ME FUCK THAT

I have a job interview at chipotle bc my job refuses to give me full time pay as I work full time hours bc of picking up shifts so fuck that I’m getting another mf job

Alright besties tell me this is better than that place bc i genuinely can not anymore i just want silly goofy shit on the TL please

I’m high af and listening to Lofi Halloween girl edition songs and this is so Cool and spooky like a cartoon movie would feel/sound like on screen

Oh this is lovely😈😈