JOHN NIVEN
@nivenj1.bsky.social
'John Niven is a fucking idiot. Who needs him?'
Michael Winner, RIP.
Michael Winner, RIP.
When the world’s most notorious paedo says you’re a terrible person….
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When the world’s most notorious paedo says you’re a terrible person….
Thank you The Observer: just the world’s richest man calling for the overthrow of the democratically elected UK government. Musk actually said ‘you don’t have time to wait 4 years until your next election.’
September 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Thank you The Observer: just the world’s richest man calling for the overthrow of the democratically elected UK government. Musk actually said ‘you don’t have time to wait 4 years until your next election.’
All apologies for dragging his shit on here but it seems worthy of notice that the US President is gloating about unleashing the military on his own people
September 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
All apologies for dragging his shit on here but it seems worthy of notice that the US President is gloating about unleashing the military on his own people
Guy who had his country invaded
V the invader
V the invader
August 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Guy who had his country invaded
V the invader
V the invader
End of the old world order.
Dawn of international fascism.
Dawn of international fascism.
August 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
End of the old world order.
Dawn of international fascism.
Dawn of international fascism.
Happy publication day to me! THE FATHERS - out now
July 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Happy publication day to me! THE FATHERS - out now
PEOPLE OF GLASGOW - COME
July 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
PEOPLE OF GLASGOW - COME
Just went to look at something on Google maps and saw this. Utter fucking lunacy because of that fucking dog fucking maniac in the Whitehouse…
June 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Just went to look at something on Google maps and saw this. Utter fucking lunacy because of that fucking dog fucking maniac in the Whitehouse…
Wee reminder this Father’s Day of this timely number - out July 17th.
June 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wee reminder this Father’s Day of this timely number - out July 17th.
While Trump enjoys his dictator parade, I’m reminded of a satirical novel I wrote five years ago…
June 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
While Trump enjoys his dictator parade, I’m reminded of a satirical novel I wrote five years ago…
As I was posting about my 12th book, it occurred to me it's exactly 20 YEARS TO THE MONTH since I delivered the manuscript of my first, fully expecting it to be returned marked 'TRY AGAIN.' As it turned out none other than Robbie Robertson said 'was that guy in the room?' High cotton my friends...
June 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
As I was posting about my 12th book, it occurred to me it's exactly 20 YEARS TO THE MONTH since I delivered the manuscript of my first, fully expecting it to be returned marked 'TRY AGAIN.' As it turned out none other than Robbie Robertson said 'was that guy in the room?' High cotton my friends...
WE RIDE AGAIN.
Incredibly enough the tour for new novel begins on THE 12TH OF JULY in my beloved hometown of Irvine. Obviously I understand a fair few Ayrshiremen might be otherwise employed that day. More chairs to come, but I can reveal the lovely Chris MCQueer will be chairing Glasgow on 14th
Incredibly enough the tour for new novel begins on THE 12TH OF JULY in my beloved hometown of Irvine. Obviously I understand a fair few Ayrshiremen might be otherwise employed that day. More chairs to come, but I can reveal the lovely Chris MCQueer will be chairing Glasgow on 14th
June 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
WE RIDE AGAIN.
Incredibly enough the tour for new novel begins on THE 12TH OF JULY in my beloved hometown of Irvine. Obviously I understand a fair few Ayrshiremen might be otherwise employed that day. More chairs to come, but I can reveal the lovely Chris MCQueer will be chairing Glasgow on 14th
Incredibly enough the tour for new novel begins on THE 12TH OF JULY in my beloved hometown of Irvine. Obviously I understand a fair few Ayrshiremen might be otherwise employed that day. More chairs to come, but I can reveal the lovely Chris MCQueer will be chairing Glasgow on 14th
I am experiencing something @alanparks.bsky.social will never know: sitting in an airport lounge NOT drinking alcohol
April 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I am experiencing something @alanparks.bsky.social will never know: sitting in an airport lounge NOT drinking alcohol
Some big mothers in this river. Fish people: what beast is this?
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Some big mothers in this river. Fish people: what beast is this?
Me and Graydon Carter. This close.
April 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me and Graydon Carter. This close.
The first Caprese of the year.
It’s officially summer, as Arab Strap had it.
It’s officially summer, as Arab Strap had it.
April 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The first Caprese of the year.
It’s officially summer, as Arab Strap had it.
It’s officially summer, as Arab Strap had it.
We ride again kids.
17/7/2025
From all good bookstores.
17/7/2025
From all good bookstores.
April 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
We ride again kids.
17/7/2025
From all good bookstores.
17/7/2025
From all good bookstores.
No trial man. No judges. Just immediate execution
March 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
No trial man. No judges. Just immediate execution
Tremendous show in Birmingham tonight by The Loft, almost exactly 40 years to the month since I last saw them at Splash One in Glasgow. They’ve fulfilled one of the essentials for a successful band reformation: ALL STILL THIN
March 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Tremendous show in Birmingham tonight by The Loft, almost exactly 40 years to the month since I last saw them at Splash One in Glasgow. They’ve fulfilled one of the essentials for a successful band reformation: ALL STILL THIN
Tough to believe Google did this. Because of that senile buffoon.
March 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Tough to believe Google did this. Because of that senile buffoon.