A baby elephant walks into the room. You can hear it if you get the joke, but it would be too awkward to talk about it.

Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Really, Truly, Nobody:

My Brain:

Why is Jack Skellington the king of the pumpkin patch? Shouldn't the pumpkins be ruled by a fellow pumpkin? Did Jack invade the pumpkin village and become a despot? Or if he's the ruler of everything in Halloween Town, why is he only referred to as the Pumpkin King? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Bear with me while the bare bear barely bears down on me

Nobody:
My brain: She was working as a cocktail in a waitress bar

Repeating "cats, budget, country" to myself in the shower so I won't forget the things I need to do before I can write them down #ADHD