Night in the Woods Quote Bot
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Night in the Woods quote every 3 hours (hopefully)
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nitw_quotebot reincarnated to bsky by @xsallysequel.bsky.social
Home again. Where the people know my name, and my mom’s name, and my dad’s name, and about the time I put that kid in the hospital.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Home again. Where the people know my name, and my mom’s name, and my dad’s name, and about the time I put that kid in the hospital.
Um well, so like the constellations, I don’t believe there’s a whale out there, but I uh, believe that the stars exist and that people put the whale there. Like I dunno, we’re good at drawing lines through the spaces between stars. Like we’re pattern-finders, and we’ll find patterns.
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Um well, so like the constellations, I don’t believe there’s a whale out there, but I uh, believe that the stars exist and that people put the whale there. Like I dunno, we’re good at drawing lines through the spaces between stars. Like we’re pattern-finders, and we’ll find patterns.
This is getting all jumbled, I should write this down.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is getting all jumbled, I should write this down.
Until this one afternoon and suddenly, like, something broke. It was just like… pixels.
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Until this one afternoon and suddenly, like, something broke. It was just like… pixels.
I don’t really know what to say. What in the hell even happened last night?
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t really know what to say. What in the hell even happened last night?
I live in a tree.
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I live in a tree.
I hope your head gets stuck in the door and gets chopped off.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I hope your head gets stuck in the door and gets chopped off.
The scariest stuff is like really really boring.
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The scariest stuff is like really really boring.
When I’m alone in a new place it’s all shapes.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
When I’m alone in a new place it’s all shapes.
Th...thank you, for believing in me.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Th...thank you, for believing in me.
I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea and beyond are things blind and terrible and I am showing you now.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea and beyond are things blind and terrible and I am showing you now.
I like, failed those sheep just like, you know… everything… has failed us. No one even denies it, no one tries to talk you out of leaving here. And yeah, being the only queer people in town sucks.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I like, failed those sheep just like, you know… everything… has failed us. No one even denies it, no one tries to talk you out of leaving here. And yeah, being the only queer people in town sucks.
Autumn winds, autumn sins. Autumn times, autumn crimes.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Autumn winds, autumn sins. Autumn times, autumn crimes.
Fell into a ravine while running through the woods at night. ‘Why?’ Um. Chased by a death cult of conservative uncles.
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fell into a ravine while running through the woods at night. ‘Why?’ Um. Chased by a death cult of conservative uncles.
This blows. Why are things weird. Why doesn’t this feel good. Everything’s stupid.
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This blows. Why are things weird. Why doesn’t this feel good. Everything’s stupid.
Too bad. You need to be upset.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Too bad. You need to be upset.
It’s too bad you didn’t die on the way here.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It’s too bad you didn’t die on the way here.
It's a fantastic ass right?
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It's a fantastic ass right?
We’ll save you as many times as it takes.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We’ll save you as many times as it takes.
Welcome home, Mae.
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Welcome home, Mae.
Sometimes I like fruit snacks out by the train tracks. A juice box and headphones, I enter the juice zone.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sometimes I like fruit snacks out by the train tracks. A juice box and headphones, I enter the juice zone.
You’re all like 14 year old goths. Why am I answering this?
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You’re all like 14 year old goths. Why am I answering this?
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
Pierogi waster!
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Pierogi waster!
Welcome home, Mae.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Welcome home, Mae.