The result was just "good", but there's no denying that "Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin try to kill each other while a bear tries to kill them both" is probably the best pitch ever sold.

Left: We are going to pay you a lot of money to work a really shitty job because it's pretty important that this job gets done.

Right: No, let's pay the foundation of our society slave wages because fuck 'em.

Me: I'm a worldly kinda guy! I'm cool with all sorts of different people!

My brain: You don't even know anyone named Muhammad, the most common given name in the world.

I'm the embarrassing ally who needs captions when you show me rap videos.

The Wire Season Six: Michael Clayton

Thinking about celebrity doppelgangers, and how José Bautista is so much better than Andrew Tate.

You ever sigh and exhale through your nose at the exact same time that a bus comes to a stop with its air brakes and you think for a split second that you're a horse? Or is that just me?

Scientists: We have discovered that mass and energy are more closely-related than previously thought possible.

USA: Oh cool, it makes a pipe bomb.

When the US collapses, Mexico and Canada are going to have a very friendly conversation about how they'll divvy up what's left. Can we please just fast forward to that?

"Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!", said Gandalf, conjuring a cheap trick.

My feelings when starting any new souls-like.

Disclaimer: Eowyn is much more badass than this clip implies. And yes, I just recorded the screen with my phone. Get over it.