"I can't believe you're getting such a good deal on this place."
"I know, right. Trevor loves it, too."
"I'll bet. You love it, Trevor."
"I love all of it, Mrs. H."
"Too bad your Dad couldn't make it. Next time."
"Yeah, next time."
"I can't believe you're getting such a good deal on this place."
"I know, right. Trevor loves it, too."
"I'll bet. You love it, Trevor."
"I love all of it, Mrs. H."
"Too bad your Dad couldn't make it. Next time."
"Yeah, next time."
"Nonna, why can't I stop myself?"
"Because I need this and you like it."
"Nonna, why can't I stop myself?"
"Because I need this and you like it."
"Babe, please..."
"No, you're going to cum as a woman. You need to know what you've been denying me every time we fuck."
"Babe, I...OH GOD! babe, I...I didn't know."
"I know. Now, how about we find a nice hard cock to really pop your cherry?"
"Oh, God..."
"Babe, please..."
"No, you're going to cum as a woman. You need to know what you've been denying me every time we fuck."
"Babe, I...OH GOD! babe, I...I didn't know."
"I know. Now, how about we find a nice hard cock to really pop your cherry?"
"Oh, God..."
"Running Program."
"What are you?"
"I am a perfect fuck doll."
"Are you my cheating husband?"
"Negative."
"What is your purpose?"
"To seduce a rich man. Be his fuck doll/trophy wife. Support you, My Mistress."
"Excellent. Now, have fun hunting."
"Yes, Mistress. I am fuck doll."
"Running Program."
"What are you?"
"I am a perfect fuck doll."
"Are you my cheating husband?"
"Negative."
"What is your purpose?"
"To seduce a rich man. Be his fuck doll/trophy wife. Support you, My Mistress."
"Excellent. Now, have fun hunting."
"Yes, Mistress. I am fuck doll."
"Nothing. It's not you, Sweetie. I told you, I just don't get aroused."
"But you're wet."
"I know. It's okay. You can finish if you want."
Bzzz, Bzzz, Bzzz.
"Hey, Katie and Nick want to meet up for drinks later."
"Babe..."
"What? Oh, yeah, go ahead and cum when you want."
"Nothing. It's not you, Sweetie. I told you, I just don't get aroused."
"But you're wet."
"I know. It's okay. You can finish if you want."
Bzzz, Bzzz, Bzzz.
"Hey, Katie and Nick want to meet up for drinks later."
"Babe..."
"What? Oh, yeah, go ahead and cum when you want."
"Becoming the bitch of your fantasies."
"Elizabeth, language!"
"English, motherfucker. I saw your browser history—hypocrite. I'm done with it. This cum-cast spell will turn me into a Slut-a-Morph, then hold onto your balls, Asshole."
"Elizabehth!"
"Becoming the bitch of your fantasies."
"Elizabeth, language!"
"English, motherfucker. I saw your browser history—hypocrite. I'm done with it. This cum-cast spell will turn me into a Slut-a-Morph, then hold onto your balls, Asshole."
"Elizabehth!"
"No. Besides, it feels better when someone else does it."
"True. But this is as far as we go."
"Agreed. No further. We're just relieving some of the sexual pressure that's built up since the Swap."
"Exactly. Although..."
"What?"
"Maybe we could..."
"No. Besides, it feels better when someone else does it."
"True. But this is as far as we go."
"Agreed. No further. We're just relieving some of the sexual pressure that's built up since the Swap."
"Exactly. Although..."
"What?"
"Maybe we could..."
"What?"
"The Elf on a Shelf is pink."
"Oh. Well, it will still work."
"Look, Bobby, there's an Elf in the house. She's going to keep an eye on you and report to Santa."
My mom is so cheap, she bought a knock-off Elf on a Shelf from some online store. Whatever.
"What?"
"The Elf on a Shelf is pink."
"Oh. Well, it will still work."
"Look, Bobby, there's an Elf in the house. She's going to keep an eye on you and report to Santa."
My mom is so cheap, she bought a knock-off Elf on a Shelf from some online store. Whatever.
I thought it was bullshit until I turned into a petite teenage girl.
"This is crazy. You're Coco."
I thought it was bullshit until I turned into a petite teenage girl.
"This is crazy. You're Coco."
"Gary is in the hospital, so we'll have to be quick. I can't stop thinking about you, though."
Okay, this is not what I expected.
"Gary is in the hospital, so we'll have to be quick. I can't stop thinking about you, though."
Okay, this is not what I expected.
"Yeah, I know."
"Is that why you're in here naked? Are you waiting for me?"
"I am."
"Then let me see it."
"Yeah, I know."
"Is that why you're in here naked? Are you waiting for me?"
"I am."
"Then let me see it."
"What the...who the fuck are you two?"
"I'm not surprised you don't recognize your own son and husband. After all, the Elixir brings out a different creature in everyone."
"Paul?"
"Here, Dear. Please do what Mistress wants."
"Adam?"
"Yes. Kneel, Mother."
"What the...who the fuck are you two?"
"I'm not surprised you don't recognize your own son and husband. After all, the Elixir brings out a different creature in everyone."
"Paul?"
"Here, Dear. Please do what Mistress wants."
"Adam?"
"Yes. Kneel, Mother."
"Abbie?"
"The demon you summoned for money and power came to collect its debt."
"What?"
"Payment one, your daughter's body."
"Oh, God, Abigail!"
"God can't help your Abigail now. Payment two, your soul."
"Please, take me."
"I will, Daddy. A piece at a time."
"Abbie?"
"The demon you summoned for money and power came to collect its debt."
"What?"
"Payment one, your daughter's body."
"Oh, God, Abigail!"
"God can't help your Abigail now. Payment two, your soul."
"Please, take me."
"I will, Daddy. A piece at a time."
"Oh my gosh, you're right."
"Thank you. It's bad enough you got the Bimbo Virus, to have you parading all around town like that..."
"I know. Silly me. I almost forgot to take off my panties. I can't have those getting in the way now, can I?"
"Mom!"
"Oh my gosh, you're right."
"Thank you. It's bad enough you got the Bimbo Virus, to have you parading all around town like that..."
"I know. Silly me. I almost forgot to take off my panties. I can't have those getting in the way now, can I?"
"Mom!"
"Oh, just a nano-shot."
"What?"
"I'm going to inject you with nanites. These little buggers are going to turn you into every girl you've cheated on me with."
"That's bullshit! I never cheated."
"We'll see soon enough. They'll analyze your brain and start the process soon."
"Oh, just a nano-shot."
"What?"
"I'm going to inject you with nanites. These little buggers are going to turn you into every girl you've cheated on me with."
"That's bullshit! I never cheated."
"We'll see soon enough. They'll analyze your brain and start the process soon."