Peasy only exists to be modified by easy.

This is the Red Cross calling me all the time. I’ll get back to you when I figure out a good time to bleed ok?

Was the last one 9/11 themed?

There’s trad goth, cyber goth, emo goth, pastel goth, health goth, corporate goth, and mid life crisis goth. All are valid.

Use them to class up your charcuterie board

The day I got my highest all time step count was when I was on the verge of a total breakdown and kept jumping on the treadmill all day to try and head it off.

My friend introduced me to your stuff in 2005 and both read it daily. We still call each other “harp baby” years later because this was the most hilarious thing we’d ever seen, we spent weeks telling each other to have some dignity after it was posted. marriedtothesea.com/index.php?se...

Used to go through a list of bookmarks daily, now I hope evil sites shows me the people I follow in my feeds. But I just added links to TFD and MTTS on my home screen so I can remember to check it more often!

Just tripped over my bench. Let’s see what other stupid shit I can do today.

Should have written music for browsing target while drinking iced coffee and he’d be selling out stadiums.

Erotica followed by Like a Prayer.