NiteLite
@nitesatellite.bsky.social
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NiteLite
@nitesatellite.bsky.social
· Feb 2
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Anyone else just about sick of every social media platform?? Like I used to love being Online™ and now it’s all just censorship and arguing
September 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Anyone else just about sick of every social media platform?? Like I used to love being Online™ and now it’s all just censorship and arguing
I’m trying to find my community 🥹 where are my indigenous ppl and all POC, anarcho-communists, the queer folks, neurodivergent ppl, the leftists and anyone who “don’t like labels” but is trying to learn and help and be supportive and inclusive of the ppl in their lives.
If this is u, pls say hi
If this is u, pls say hi
July 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m trying to find my community 🥹 where are my indigenous ppl and all POC, anarcho-communists, the queer folks, neurodivergent ppl, the leftists and anyone who “don’t like labels” but is trying to learn and help and be supportive and inclusive of the ppl in their lives.
If this is u, pls say hi
If this is u, pls say hi
Idk how to explain it but bsky feels like a cool kids club and I’m not a cool kid
March 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Idk how to explain it but bsky feels like a cool kids club and I’m not a cool kid
Me: 🧍🏻
The 3 ppl who see my posts: 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻
The 3 ppl who see my posts: 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻
March 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me: 🧍🏻
The 3 ppl who see my posts: 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻
The 3 ppl who see my posts: 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻
consider this: a psychic tractor beam that travels through the internet, takes control of your mind, and brings you into my space craft, where you watch me drain ur piggy bank 💰🐖 while u enjoy it and tell me thank u
March 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
consider this: a psychic tractor beam that travels through the internet, takes control of your mind, and brings you into my space craft, where you watch me drain ur piggy bank 💰🐖 while u enjoy it and tell me thank u
The difference 3 yrs makes if u eat ur veggies and get a boob job
March 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The difference 3 yrs makes if u eat ur veggies and get a boob job
Me: why is everyone talking to me like im on palliative care lately
My posts: lol what if i died right now. Like right now 😉
Sorry yall I promise im fine I just happen to vent in concerning ways
My posts: lol what if i died right now. Like right now 😉
Sorry yall I promise im fine I just happen to vent in concerning ways
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me: why is everyone talking to me like im on palliative care lately
My posts: lol what if i died right now. Like right now 😉
Sorry yall I promise im fine I just happen to vent in concerning ways
My posts: lol what if i died right now. Like right now 😉
Sorry yall I promise im fine I just happen to vent in concerning ways
I hope one day there will be an alcoholic beverage. Named after the exploding Teslas
March 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I hope one day there will be an alcoholic beverage. Named after the exploding Teslas
Ever have a day that you just know is a throwaway day even tho ur stil going thru the motions
March 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ever have a day that you just know is a throwaway day even tho ur stil going thru the motions
This is Gannicus, if you have never seen a cat before in your life as good as this one, now you have, he has got it all:
great little tuxedo,
perfect black nose
different color beans!!
small soft meow
pats u gently for attention
excited to hear the butter dish,
can open cabinet doors
great little tuxedo,
perfect black nose
different color beans!!
small soft meow
pats u gently for attention
excited to hear the butter dish,
can open cabinet doors
March 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is Gannicus, if you have never seen a cat before in your life as good as this one, now you have, he has got it all:
great little tuxedo,
perfect black nose
different color beans!!
small soft meow
pats u gently for attention
excited to hear the butter dish,
can open cabinet doors
great little tuxedo,
perfect black nose
different color beans!!
small soft meow
pats u gently for attention
excited to hear the butter dish,
can open cabinet doors
any ppl want me to make an illustration for them 🥹 I want to practice and have fun. Just drop the one (1,☝🏼) single sfw-ish pic of *only you, baby* and I’ll draw it when I can and post result in comment thankyougoodnite
March 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
any ppl want me to make an illustration for them 🥹 I want to practice and have fun. Just drop the one (1,☝🏼) single sfw-ish pic of *only you, baby* and I’ll draw it when I can and post result in comment thankyougoodnite
I made a sticker 🥹 do u like it ??
March 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I made a sticker 🥹 do u like it ??
Omg i feel so goofy I just realized I can upload videos is just a different button🥲🥲
February 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Omg i feel so goofy I just realized I can upload videos is just a different button🥲🥲
Someone at the club calls her tiddies “homewreckers” and i love that for her
February 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Someone at the club calls her tiddies “homewreckers” and i love that for her
i'am the opposite of artificial intelligence. am genuinely stupid
February 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i'am the opposite of artificial intelligence. am genuinely stupid
I was gonna hang up a curtain rod, went to find the drill, and now I’m searching ‘do mermaids eat the men they lure to their deaths or just drown them’
February 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I was gonna hang up a curtain rod, went to find the drill, and now I’m searching ‘do mermaids eat the men they lure to their deaths or just drown them’
POV me before realizing I can steal chocolate from Walmart and give it to my friends on Valentines Day
February 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
POV me before realizing I can steal chocolate from Walmart and give it to my friends on Valentines Day
Me to the bouncer at the club when I find out my tire is flat
February 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me to the bouncer at the club when I find out my tire is flat
Oh no! Anyway
mm, i like this.
UPDATE: tesla stock in freefall. down over 20% since the close preceding inauguration day. keep shorting and buying puts. destroy this thing.
cc @alexwinter.com
cc @alexwinter.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Oh no! Anyway
bain have too many weinkle☹️🧠
February 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
bain have too many weinkle☹️🧠