Until they don’t…how many times have I heard they are gonna sign this deal? It’s like Michael Scott: snip, snap, snip, snap, snip, snap

…until the alternate timeline started on January 20th I would’ve believed that there’s no precedent…

I have always called it “The stripper national anthem” and now I know why…

If this administration watched and understood Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and Sesame Street we probably wouldn’t be in the predicament we are today

I have always thought this about the books they make you read in school. They tell you what the book is about, but until you go back and read it after you’ve matured a bit it hits different

He must not have donated the required amount to the Trump campaign…he should’ve read the small print