Nisbet Bryce
@nisbetbryce.bsky.social
A person from Earth. Definitely not an elder god in disguise. Nope.
Today's just after noon-time ceiling. Because I've not finished my coffee yet and the door to the big blue room is all the way over there.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Today's just after noon-time ceiling. Because I've not finished my coffee yet and the door to the big blue room is all the way over there.
"I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day"
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day"
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day"
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day"
Here you go. Peter Cushion.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Here you go. Peter Cushion.
Capybaras are everybody's friends.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Capybaras are everybody's friends.
We don't get SNL over here, so for me it was read in this guy's voice...
September 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We don't get SNL over here, so for me it was read in this guy's voice...
October next week... IT HAS BEGUN!!!!
September 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
October next week... IT HAS BEGUN!!!!
"Members of the jury, she may claim we have no 'damn proof', but her mere mention of the zoomycat scenario introduces a reasonable suspicion that it did indeed occur. Also, she's out of breath, wearing cat ear headphones, and her wife posted a video of it happening on instagram..."
August 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Members of the jury, she may claim we have no 'damn proof', but her mere mention of the zoomycat scenario introduces a reasonable suspicion that it did indeed occur. Also, she's out of breath, wearing cat ear headphones, and her wife posted a video of it happening on instagram..."
A Scottish breakfast would be high protein.
August 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A Scottish breakfast would be high protein.
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
A 2.4kw heating element.
June 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A 2.4kw heating element.
So did I. Oh... wait... you didn't have a k on your knap did you?
June 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So did I. Oh... wait... you didn't have a k on your knap did you?
"Look over there, sire. What do you think that large object in the sky could be?"
"I've got no idea, but I'll tell you what it's not. That's no moon..."
"I've got no idea, but I'll tell you what it's not. That's no moon..."
May 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"Look over there, sire. What do you think that large object in the sky could be?"
"I've got no idea, but I'll tell you what it's not. That's no moon..."
"I've got no idea, but I'll tell you what it's not. That's no moon..."
My favourite Peter Cushing fact is that he filmed most of his Star Wars scenes in slippers. The boots they got him on the first day didn't fit and gave him blisters, so he wore slippers for the rest of the shoot and they filmed him from the waist up to cover it.
May 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My favourite Peter Cushing fact is that he filmed most of his Star Wars scenes in slippers. The boots they got him on the first day didn't fit and gave him blisters, so he wore slippers for the rest of the shoot and they filmed him from the waist up to cover it.
Or, there are their less famous cousins the monoceratops, which definitely qualify as unicorns.
May 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Or, there are their less famous cousins the monoceratops, which definitely qualify as unicorns.
I think those are supposed to be triceratops, so that'd be the neck frill.
May 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I think those are supposed to be triceratops, so that'd be the neck frill.
If you can't survive without theft being a major part of your business model, maybe that's a clue that your business model sucks and should be changed?
May 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
If you can't survive without theft being a major part of your business model, maybe that's a clue that your business model sucks and should be changed?
David Byrne managed to sell off one of his suits to the cellist then. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
David Byrne managed to sell off one of his suits to the cellist then. #eurovision
Arran, from the mainland, today around lunchtime.
May 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Arran, from the mainland, today around lunchtime.