No, don't feed them. If you feed them, they're gonna want to sleep over. If they sleep over, they'll just move in. Deer can not be potty trained. Save yourself... and your carpets!

And now we turn to the book of FAAFO, and we read "for it is known that it doth suck to suck and all that beheld this great fuckery did gnashing their teeth and despair."

Pardon me, when I wrote "witch" I meant bitch or asshole. Seems my attempt to be civil went awry. Next time I'll just call these fools cunts and avoid the misstep! Thanks!

This man is magnificent in his direct approach. The witch, however, "No problem, no problem." Nooooo, it's a BIG god damned problem. These brazen ass hats are everywhere, like cockroaches in a maga trailer park.