Nirbo
@nirbo.bsky.social
If only Hitler had fucked maybe war wouldn't have been necessary. #lestweforget
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If only Hitler had fucked maybe war wouldn't have been necessary. #lestweforget
If I've shared a fart joke with you, we are as brothers.
Not close ones, but y'know.
Not close ones, but y'know.
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If I've shared a fart joke with you, we are as brothers.
Not close ones, but y'know.
Not close ones, but y'know.
My wife was one briefly. She says they did some citizenship nonsense but not naked nationalism.
This would have been the 90s, though, so who knows how weird they've gotten with it now.
They also didn't make her fire a gun, so those children wouldn't have been able to protect us against shit.
This would have been the 90s, though, so who knows how weird they've gotten with it now.
They also didn't make her fire a gun, so those children wouldn't have been able to protect us against shit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My wife was one briefly. She says they did some citizenship nonsense but not naked nationalism.
This would have been the 90s, though, so who knows how weird they've gotten with it now.
They also didn't make her fire a gun, so those children wouldn't have been able to protect us against shit.
This would have been the 90s, though, so who knows how weird they've gotten with it now.
They also didn't make her fire a gun, so those children wouldn't have been able to protect us against shit.
Yep, it's not unlike our cadet nonsense, I don't think.
Except supercharged with that there "American Exceptionalism"
Except supercharged with that there "American Exceptionalism"
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yep, it's not unlike our cadet nonsense, I don't think.
Except supercharged with that there "American Exceptionalism"
Except supercharged with that there "American Exceptionalism"
Oh yeah, ROTC is a real manifest destiny sort of vibe
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh yeah, ROTC is a real manifest destiny sort of vibe
Gonna take billions of those things to keep me from crimein'
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gonna take billions of those things to keep me from crimein'
Jesus, don't call me will stancil. I'll try better, I swear.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Jesus, don't call me will stancil. I'll try better, I swear.
Oooh, this one was quick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oooh, this one was quick.
Thanks, Katie. I just learned I'm too fat to skydive.
There'll never be a crater with my name on it :(
There'll never be a crater with my name on it :(
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Thanks, Katie. I just learned I'm too fat to skydive.
There'll never be a crater with my name on it :(
There'll never be a crater with my name on it :(
I was joking, but this is good information.
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I was joking, but this is good information.
If I had to remember all the ways people on Bluesky have been dumb and wrong and cowardly, I think it would actually kill me.
Or arouse me, I don't know, and I'm scared to find out.
Or arouse me, I don't know, and I'm scared to find out.
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If I had to remember all the ways people on Bluesky have been dumb and wrong and cowardly, I think it would actually kill me.
Or arouse me, I don't know, and I'm scared to find out.
Or arouse me, I don't know, and I'm scared to find out.
Wait, you can make soup on a temperature that's not high?
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Wait, you can make soup on a temperature that's not high?
*sigh* I'll get my kit.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
*sigh* I'll get my kit.
You brilliant son of a bitch. If you're 85 years old, I think we've found our new Senate leader.
If you're 107, you'll have to settle for Senator from California.
If you're 107, you'll have to settle for Senator from California.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You brilliant son of a bitch. If you're 85 years old, I think we've found our new Senate leader.
If you're 107, you'll have to settle for Senator from California.
If you're 107, you'll have to settle for Senator from California.
So I take it I'm NOT getting that couch you sold me on marketplace.
But seriously, stuff like this is fucked up.
But seriously, stuff like this is fucked up.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So I take it I'm NOT getting that couch you sold me on marketplace.
But seriously, stuff like this is fucked up.
But seriously, stuff like this is fucked up.
I suppose it really depends on how plush and soundproof their pillow is.
If you don't wake them, that's a quality pillow.
If you don't wake them, that's a quality pillow.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I suppose it really depends on how plush and soundproof their pillow is.
If you don't wake them, that's a quality pillow.
If you don't wake them, that's a quality pillow.
That's what the pillow is for.
Don't use their pillow. It'll be more awkward.
Don't use their pillow. It'll be more awkward.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
That's what the pillow is for.
Don't use their pillow. It'll be more awkward.
Don't use their pillow. It'll be more awkward.
Do you know who is still alive? Black people and women.
Nice theories, Watson.
Nice theories, Watson.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do you know who is still alive? Black people and women.
Nice theories, Watson.
Nice theories, Watson.
Pity. Dad still loves cake.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Pity. Dad still loves cake.
Some sort of girl made of pie?
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Some sort of girl made of pie?
The first rule of bechdel club is no men talking about it.
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The first rule of bechdel club is no men talking about it.
Weird, it's my favorite period piece.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Weird, it's my favorite period piece.
Remember when Republicans were all about state's rights?
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember when Republicans were all about state's rights?
Gender is a performance and mine is an episode of Jackass
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Gender is a performance and mine is an episode of Jackass