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Ninten-joyer🎮
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Zelda 🗡️; Fire Emblem 🔥🛡️; Xenoblade⛪; Persona 🔫; Mario 🥾🐢; Splatoon 🦑; Metroid 👽; College Football 🏈

Fossil from the glory days when jeans were washed out and when "16-bit" was the very definition of POWER.🕹️💥

Professional dabbler in Genshin
September 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Pretty much because they use other business lines to financially prop up whatever uninspired failure they want to push on everyone while they they suck every last drop of blood from capeshit and other properties.

Live sports in particular is a big money maker and requires little effort
August 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
AI slop slingers still insisting that using a calculator to math a picture by averaging together other people's pictures is "art"?
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's actually a reasonably intuitive food app to order ahead or delivery.

There's also a tab to order select items from the store like ground coffee, candy, syrup, and some toys.
August 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In case you're curious, this is the app icon. Definitely seems like the new logo was designed with this utilization top of mind (where it works better but is also not the context where it'll be encountered by its core customer contingent).
August 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Commissioning art and getting smutty roleplay as a bonus is just a sign you're getting a good bargain and good customer service.
July 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
June 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh this is so very very cute and gives so many good feelings that it's overwhelming
May 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
(And I mean this literally! They're so good!!)
May 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Very chaotic, thank you.
May 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
April 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
For those curious, here are similar numbers for high-end games on what I played as a kid: the SNES and the NES. (There's a reason for Millennials' fond memories of Blockbuster.)

Yes Nintendo games are expensive. Like all consumer electronics, they're still generally cheaper than they used to be.
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Very confused by discourse that game prices somehow are outpacing inflation.

Wii games at release were $50. With inflation, you're right up with the cost of a Switch 2 game. I get $80 isn't cheap, but I think we take for granted that games were *not* keeping up with inflation for about a decade.
April 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You could draw a bunch of hands with the wrong number of fingers and then feed them to AI image generators to encourage crappy outputs.
March 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Given the lipstick details in your art, I think the rest of the comic is probably still an apt lead up to it haha
February 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The classic (aka my head canon of the events leading up to your art).
February 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bless this post and the hands that made it.

Just reminds me of the Annette "I'm horny" comic.
February 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm (mostly) joking. Will likely pair Dimi off with Marianne.

The most important ship of all will be left untouched though. #Netteflix is mandatory no matter how many times I do the game.

Cannot end the game thinking Annette looks like this bc she didn't end up with Felix.
December 30, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Started another #FE3H after a couple years away. After marrying Edelgard 3 times along with all other Smol™ Women, decided it was time to play Blue Lions.

As I'm still fully devoted to Edelgard, I'm spite pairing Dimi off with Gilbert in her honor.

(Though I'm legit excited for the route.)
December 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Same energy.
December 7, 2024 at 10:24 PM
My favorite is Melia but that's cheating, so I just want to see what you'd rank that one Nopon in Makna that became a meme for saying "bestest."
December 6, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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A tragedy in two parts.
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I blame my sister who wished for this.(Yes, my sister is "A Softball" in the family chat.)
November 30, 2024 at 4:55 AM
The full comic is actually the best part, because it's 100% on brand. 😂
November 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
1. Open Bsky
2. See threats of aggressive Netteflix shipping out of spite.
3. [Image relevant.]
November 16, 2024 at 7:58 PM