Told my dad I was thinking about stealing a branch from the giant fig tree down the block from my grandparents house and now I have a branch
August 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Told my dad I was thinking about stealing a branch from the giant fig tree down the block from my grandparents house and now I have a branch
Proof of life
Reporting live (last night) from bear week in Provincetown
Reporting live (last night) from bear week in Provincetown
July 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Proof of life
Reporting live (last night) from bear week in Provincetown
Reporting live (last night) from bear week in Provincetown
So in order to keep her from getting eaten I was gonna put her in the garage but it’s actually a thousand degrees out there so now she’s sitting in the box on another box under a garbage can in my screen room
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So in order to keep her from getting eaten I was gonna put her in the garage but it’s actually a thousand degrees out there so now she’s sitting in the box on another box under a garbage can in my screen room
Here she is after being fed 5 beetles with a tweezer (Nick is very upset that I used his favorite tweezer) I found the bugs around my front porch and killed them bc moving bugs was too much for me
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Here she is after being fed 5 beetles with a tweezer (Nick is very upset that I used his favorite tweezer) I found the bugs around my front porch and killed them bc moving bugs was too much for me
once it was evening I tried to put the bird and the box into the tree but the whole thing fell out of the tree so I then I found her on the ground and fed her 5 bugs that I killed and was trying to figure out how to not get her eaten by a raccoon
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
once it was evening I tried to put the bird and the box into the tree but the whole thing fell out of the tree so I then I found her on the ground and fed her 5 bugs that I killed and was trying to figure out how to not get her eaten by a raccoon
I found a baby bird on my front lawn this morning and was super scared for it and everything on the internet said the parent is probably watching but it didn’t really look like it so I gave the baby some water (bc it’s so fucking hot out) and a box and it slept under the box for the whole day
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I found a baby bird on my front lawn this morning and was super scared for it and everything on the internet said the parent is probably watching but it didn’t really look like it so I gave the baby some water (bc it’s so fucking hot out) and a box and it slept under the box for the whole day
the woman confirmed I needed a democrat ballot, I went in with my cute little voter guide magazine that NYC sends out and ranked my peeps, and then got into the car and the massive bracelet I wear daily and never take off FELL OFF. just popped right off my arm. These people are sketchy
June 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
the woman confirmed I needed a democrat ballot, I went in with my cute little voter guide magazine that NYC sends out and ranked my peeps, and then got into the car and the massive bracelet I wear daily and never take off FELL OFF. just popped right off my arm. These people are sketchy
Good morning happy Saturday this is my new tchotchke keychain I made for myself with the cutie baby I got because I am a baby and I love things 🥹
June 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Good morning happy Saturday this is my new tchotchke keychain I made for myself with the cutie baby I got because I am a baby and I love things 🥹
So a guy TikTok talking about how he bought himself a puzzle book for off-line mental simulation and so I did the same thing, but I can only find packs of them so now I have seven of them
June 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So a guy TikTok talking about how he bought himself a puzzle book for off-line mental simulation and so I did the same thing, but I can only find packs of them so now I have seven of them
Happy conclave to all those who celebrate
May 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy conclave to all those who celebrate
Super unfortch but the new office does not have a mirrored elevator so when I go in, I will be taking mirror selfies in the bathroom
April 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Super unfortch but the new office does not have a mirrored elevator so when I go in, I will be taking mirror selfies in the bathroom
Happy Sunday from me and Rosie as we try to romanticize our day
I, while drinking my iced lavender latte (which does in fact taste like soap) and eating my chocolate croissant (where the chocolate was all stuck in one spot)
And her with her pink bunny jellycat and Elmo book that she got for Easter
I, while drinking my iced lavender latte (which does in fact taste like soap) and eating my chocolate croissant (where the chocolate was all stuck in one spot)
And her with her pink bunny jellycat and Elmo book that she got for Easter
April 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy Sunday from me and Rosie as we try to romanticize our day
I, while drinking my iced lavender latte (which does in fact taste like soap) and eating my chocolate croissant (where the chocolate was all stuck in one spot)
And her with her pink bunny jellycat and Elmo book that she got for Easter
I, while drinking my iced lavender latte (which does in fact taste like soap) and eating my chocolate croissant (where the chocolate was all stuck in one spot)
And her with her pink bunny jellycat and Elmo book that she got for Easter
I wasn’t mentally prepared for this chapter on infant and maternal death and have been on the verge of tears the whole chapter
April 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I wasn’t mentally prepared for this chapter on infant and maternal death and have been on the verge of tears the whole chapter
I bought me and Rosie matching Robin Hood t shirts
February 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I bought me and Rosie matching Robin Hood t shirts
Me because I got the southern Italian genes that make me so angry that I want to fight grown men and hold grudges rather than the ones that make me skinny, tan, or a good cook
February 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Me because I got the southern Italian genes that make me so angry that I want to fight grown men and hold grudges rather than the ones that make me skinny, tan, or a good cook
I ordered five different flavors of goldfish when I was sad and now I feel like a king
February 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I ordered five different flavors of goldfish when I was sad and now I feel like a king
Women’s elite rugby is coming to the US and I will now be making the NY Exiles my entire personality #WER #womensrugby
January 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Women’s elite rugby is coming to the US and I will now be making the NY Exiles my entire personality #WER #womensrugby
I keep forgetting to show you guys my WIP Wednesday stuff so here’s the one I’ve been working on the most these past couple weeks. I’m gonna try and frame it for my friend who made a little pub her in garage. I feel like it’ll be cute
Once I block it it’ll be straight(ish)
Once I block it it’ll be straight(ish)
January 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I keep forgetting to show you guys my WIP Wednesday stuff so here’s the one I’ve been working on the most these past couple weeks. I’m gonna try and frame it for my friend who made a little pub her in garage. I feel like it’ll be cute
Once I block it it’ll be straight(ish)
Once I block it it’ll be straight(ish)
“Oh my goodness, she is a bad nut”
January 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“Oh my goodness, she is a bad nut”
For example!
I just got two new needlepoint canvases in the mail today
The Guinness one is going to be framed & given to a friend who turned her garage into an Irish pub, I just felt like she’d like it
The butcher one I thought Nick might like so I was going to frame it for the kitchen maybe
🤷🏻♀️
I just got two new needlepoint canvases in the mail today
The Guinness one is going to be framed & given to a friend who turned her garage into an Irish pub, I just felt like she’d like it
The butcher one I thought Nick might like so I was going to frame it for the kitchen maybe
🤷🏻♀️
January 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For example!
I just got two new needlepoint canvases in the mail today
The Guinness one is going to be framed & given to a friend who turned her garage into an Irish pub, I just felt like she’d like it
The butcher one I thought Nick might like so I was going to frame it for the kitchen maybe
🤷🏻♀️
I just got two new needlepoint canvases in the mail today
The Guinness one is going to be framed & given to a friend who turned her garage into an Irish pub, I just felt like she’d like it
The butcher one I thought Nick might like so I was going to frame it for the kitchen maybe
🤷🏻♀️