Terrarian
@ninjahustle.bsky.social
terraguy. hero of the terraria. call me terry
Parody!!! Always in character
Parody!!! Always in character
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boring ass takover ughhhDude
December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
boring ass takover ughhhDude
No I think. I think you’re tweaking, he was NOT friends with Sharkspeare.
Could’ve swore it was something more sophisticated and insightful than that.
Something like “I vehemently detest the beginning of the week for the obstacles it presents”.
Something like “I vehemently detest the beginning of the week for the obstacles it presents”.
December 10, 2024 at 1:08 AM
No I think. I think you’re tweaking, he was NOT friends with Sharkspeare.
that ORANGE CAT you're talking about (by the way his name is GARFIELD!!!) said he hates Mondays.
Ugh, Monday. Time to get back to school and work. The weekend truly is ever fleeting with hardly enough time to get anything done.
An orange cat once had a well said line about Monday’s, not that I can recall it.
An orange cat once had a well said line about Monday’s, not that I can recall it.
December 9, 2024 at 6:05 PM
that ORANGE CAT you're talking about (by the way his name is GARFIELD!!!) said he hates Mondays.
so hypothetically if i pissed off a really hypothetically powerful witch and she wants me dead what should i hypothetically do
November 20, 2024 at 1:27 PM
so hypothetically if i pissed off a really hypothetically powerful witch and she wants me dead what should i hypothetically do
Nnnnow I give up
the magnesium isnt in the drapes the drapes are the magnesium
November 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Nnnnow I give up
men whimpering isn’t music
Men whimpering music
October 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
men whimpering isn’t music
Oh I thought you had raw magnesium as your drapes. At least the bloods gone now right
there's raw magnesium in my house now
October 28, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Oh I thought you had raw magnesium as your drapes. At least the bloods gone now right
I give up
it's raw
October 28, 2024 at 1:15 PM
I give up
ok my bad.
i Might have something that can “clean” it
i Might have something that can “clean” it
hey its my house youre talking about dont be rude
October 25, 2024 at 4:12 PM
ok my bad.
i Might have something that can “clean” it
i Might have something that can “clean” it
dude your place is fucked up I do not know how to help you man
i tried replacing the curtains but the blood transferred to the new ones somehow. i don't even know how
October 25, 2024 at 2:33 PM
dude your place is fucked up I do not know how to help you man
lunatic tuah! cult on that thang!
October 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
lunatic tuah! cult on that thang!
Why are your drapes made of magnesium. How does that even wor Nevermind.
Just. Get new ones and. Put the stained one away somewhere.
Just. Get new ones and. Put the stained one away somewhere.
theyre made of magnesium they'll go up in an explosion
October 25, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Why are your drapes made of magnesium. How does that even wor Nevermind.
Just. Get new ones and. Put the stained one away somewhere.
Just. Get new ones and. Put the stained one away somewhere.
Not gonna question further. Anyways, your best option is to just burn the drapes and get new ones.
yes
it was in my house
it was in my house
October 24, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Not gonna question further. Anyways, your best option is to just burn the drapes and get new ones.
Reasonable craYou poked it and it died.
so yeah i kind of poked it really hard
October 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Reasonable craYou poked it and it died.
I see.
it immediately decided to try to kill my daughter.
October 23, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I see.
idk man i think you guys could’ve chatted it out you know
it just popped up in the void and started complaining about some guy with a sword killing it and then seemed confused as to why it was in a house
October 23, 2024 at 2:40 PM
idk man i think you guys could’ve chatted it out you know
did it spawn in your house or something??
what was i supposed to do wait for it to leave
October 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
did it spawn in your house or something??
that’s even worse
it was in my house
October 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
that’s even worse
why the fuck are you fighting a god near window drapes
hi guys does anyone know how to get the blood of an outer god out of your window drapes
do not ask why i need to know
do not ask why i need to know
October 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
why the fuck are you fighting a god near window drapes
imm just kidding. i jest
Errrrmmmmmmmmmm... Depends.... Errrrmmm uhmmmm... How errrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm powerful are you errrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm and if you're going to asl to fight me errrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm
October 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
imm just kidding. i jest
heard you were strong man
Hi.
October 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
heard you were strong man
