memoirs of ninjadoodles
@ninjadoodles.bsky.social
it’s me, your little east village bitch
There’s a guy who works at a wine bar on my block in the East Village and we eye-fuck every time we run into each other. He’s cute and I need more than just eye-fucking at this point.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There’s a guy who works at a wine bar on my block in the East Village and we eye-fuck every time we run into each other. He’s cute and I need more than just eye-fucking at this point.
Sore losers can always leave NYC and move to Florida- just like you threatened to! Bye! 😂
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sore losers can always leave NYC and move to Florida- just like you threatened to! Bye! 😂
Love this for NYC! It’s the biggest FUCK YOU to Islamophobes, Zionists and right-wing nutjobs!
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Love this for NYC! It’s the biggest FUCK YOU to Islamophobes, Zionists and right-wing nutjobs!
Just saw Pieter Mulier from Alaïa flicking through racks at COS Bryant Park… 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just saw Pieter Mulier from Alaïa flicking through racks at COS Bryant Park… 🤔
The Islamophobia coming from entitled rich conservatives in NYC is severely disgusting…
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Islamophobia coming from entitled rich conservatives in NYC is severely disgusting…
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
It's giving 4chan stan
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What a sad, sad man
It's giving 4chan stan
It's giving 4chan stan
The way politics ages people faster than the speed of light… yeah, I’m too vain for that.
Jon Ossoff is still hot tho after aging like a decade in 4 years. 😍
Jon Ossoff is still hot tho after aging like a decade in 4 years. 😍
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The way politics ages people faster than the speed of light… yeah, I’m too vain for that.
Jon Ossoff is still hot tho after aging like a decade in 4 years. 😍
Jon Ossoff is still hot tho after aging like a decade in 4 years. 😍
Róisín Murphy can fuck all the way off with her TERF nonsense. What a massive disappointment.
October 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Róisín Murphy can fuck all the way off with her TERF nonsense. What a massive disappointment.
Hi. Just stopping by to say FUCK TRUMP.
September 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hi. Just stopping by to say FUCK TRUMP.
I have the best dad in the world, and it breaks my heart to know that he has cancer. I've never felt sadness like this before. I have no appetite - I've lost 10 pounds in just three weeks.
August 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have the best dad in the world, and it breaks my heart to know that he has cancer. I've never felt sadness like this before. I have no appetite - I've lost 10 pounds in just three weeks.
Acceptance is the only true remedy for a mistake that cannot be undone.
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Acceptance is the only true remedy for a mistake that cannot be undone.
Disgusting. F*ck you, Eric Adams.
July 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Disgusting. F*ck you, Eric Adams.
Can’t wait to cast my vote for this man on November 4th!
June 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Can’t wait to cast my vote for this man on November 4th!
Braved the heatwave to rank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @bradlander.bsky.social! 🔥
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Braved the heatwave to rank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @bradlander.bsky.social! 🔥
Trump just bombed Iran. A big fat FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for him. Y’all really voted for World War III.
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump just bombed Iran. A big fat FUCK YOU to everyone who voted for him. Y’all really voted for World War III.
This guy I cried over and lost sleep for a decade ago aged like cheese. Can’t believe I wasted even a single tear on that dude.
June 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This guy I cried over and lost sleep for a decade ago aged like cheese. Can’t believe I wasted even a single tear on that dude.
He had me the moment he mentioned he was 6’7”.
June 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He had me the moment he mentioned he was 6’7”.
siren with a sad song
June 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
siren with a sad song
I stopped taking my meds cold turkey last week, and now I feel like a zombie. 😵
June 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I stopped taking my meds cold turkey last week, and now I feel like a zombie. 😵
I forgot to put on sunscreen — my day is ruined.
May 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I forgot to put on sunscreen — my day is ruined.
Thirty fucking eight
May 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Thirty fucking eight
I want to vanish like mist at dawn - gone without a trace, never to be found again.
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I want to vanish like mist at dawn - gone without a trace, never to be found again.
I truly regret collecting all the Harry Potter books and spending far too much time reading them as a kid.
I also hate that I played a part in making this transphobe rich.
I also hate that I played a part in making this transphobe rich.
April 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I truly regret collecting all the Harry Potter books and spending far too much time reading them as a kid.
I also hate that I played a part in making this transphobe rich.
I also hate that I played a part in making this transphobe rich.
Spa Day at Lennox Hill 🧖♀️
April 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Spa Day at Lennox Hill 🧖♀️
Mark my words: Victoria Ratliff will be back next season with a new rich husband in tow. #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mark my words: Victoria Ratliff will be back next season with a new rich husband in tow. #TheWhiteLotus