As a comedian, this is the only way I know how to grieve. Happy Veteran’s day, Dad. #grief #loss #darkhumor

Where do I sign up?

Who is this person in my phone? I honestly have no idea. Wrong answers are only.

My mood after finding out the program supervisor wants to speak with all of us after school

I fucking hate it here.

On today’s episode of Guess What I Said On Edibles, I came up with the worst recipe for a mudslide based on the ingredients we had in the apartment. High me thought this was the best idea ever, but drunk me said nope. So my partner said, “You should write it down,” to which I responded…

Highlights from Saturday’s #protest. #handsoff #notmypresident #dumptrump #resist

I fucking love my friends.

Me every time one of the CPI trainers refers to students as littles

If our relationship ended because you were with another woman, kicked me out, ghosted and then blocked me on all social media… don’t slide in my DMs and apologize to me nearly a decade later. I buried you once, and I’ll do it again. Stay dead, loser.

One of my students likes to call people names to try to get a reaction. I made him a list of things he can call me. He called me Leatherface, and I told him Gunnar Hansen is Leatherface. Don’t come for me. #ABA #replacementlanguage #horrornerd

Best sign at the Vista protest: I drink my horchata warm ‘cause fuck ICE.

We just discovered Dead Pioneers, a Native American punk band, and y’all… the way I snort laughed at this spoken word punk song. This is the hardest read of misinformed Anglos. 10/10, no notes #nativepride

Texting a former co-worker who left the same agency for a district position. I’m just enjoying my time off until I hear from the district or my agency gets its shit together. I wonder which will happen first. 🤔

Farewell because fuck goodbyes (thread)
1) I didn’t get to say a proper goodbye to all of my friends, but left them I Am Love, part of a fantastic series of books by the same author and illustrator. I highly recommend these books for SEL (social-emotional) learning. The third photo is a letter to my

After yelling at my agency and hoping to hear back from the district, I finally got an answer. They’re transferring me, and it fucking sucks. I’ll go where I’m needed, but saying goodbye to kids, especially those who are neurodivergent, breaks my heart every time.

Today’s vibe is brought to you by anxiety-induced insomnia. How y’all doing? #mentalhealthposting

Two of my coworkers had to go home. One of them literally can’t go home because it’s in the evac zone. Stay safe #sandiego. #wildfire #firealert