*and this despite the fact that @xenonlobster.bsky.social did most of the hard yards on the layout before it got to me!

I feel like the poem is either OK or not OK, but then beyond that, it’s just a lottery.

(But very very first is a pen-and-paper proofread of you know what!!)

I’ve bloody gone and found them. In a drawer under some clothes. 🤷🏽‍♀️ It’s been at least 6 or 8 weeks! Anyway. You’re first up. 😉

Oh no! 😢

😂I think I shall ask for “unutterably perfect” to be etched on my headstone!!

*My poem so i get to choose the adjectives 😜

There was a young* lass from the sticks,
whose life was quite often the pits.
When her luck turned around,
they said “write it all down!”
so she did. Then her bed fell to bits.