JFC those eyes, woman.

Find something you can sit on, that is not meant to be sat on, that can be between your legs… like a banister or something like that. Squat until you sit on your junk and let your body weight crush it 500 times.

For example.

Maybe write 500 times something in the line of “I am a dirty, little piggy slut and 500 people know it”.

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Maybe write 500 times something in the line of “I am a dirty, little piggy slut and 500 people know it”.

I am liking this game

Find something you can sit on, that is not meant to be sat on, that can be between your legs… like a banister or something like that. Squat until you sit on your junk and let your body weight crush it 500 times.

For example.

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I’d say, either a “brown m&m” type of easter egg planted at random that you have to type before commenting, like a password“By the way, if you want to leave comments you must write ‘Mary had a little shark’”, or a couple of comprehension questions.

I wonder what has been said Buddha has said that is in question. Every buddhist from Asia I meet seems pretty laid back and says things that make like, A LOT of sense of their branch of Buddhism.

But my knowledge ends around there, so, genuine wonder.

If the cutie is ok with that, I’d love to implement a number-based something.

I see this going two possible ways (of many):

1. Those three failed attempts get interesting really quickly.

2. You received a number-based punishment so it doesn’t happen again.

Depends on the cheese…

What a cool idea! Also how nice that you can provide personalised butt plugs!