You get me the access codes to the Defiant's torpedo bay, and I'll fill up this 5 gallon bucket with cheez-whiz!
March 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM
You get me the access codes to the Defiant's torpedo bay, and I'll fill up this 5 gallon bucket with cheez-whiz!
Chief, I was replicating new plasma injectors for the warp engine but they seem to be injecting the core with melted cheese sauce, but somehow the engine is running at 0.8% higher efficiency?!
March 13, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Chief, I was replicating new plasma injectors for the warp engine but they seem to be injecting the core with melted cheese sauce, but somehow the engine is running at 0.8% higher efficiency?!
It's the Emergency Broadcast System test. They really didn't think it through
October 4, 2023 at 6:21 PM
It's the Emergency Broadcast System test. They really didn't think it through
The emergency PA system is stuck on a loop playing discordant pizzicato strings!
October 1, 2023 at 6:46 PM
The emergency PA system is stuck on a loop playing discordant pizzicato strings!
Wow this sucks!
October 1, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Wow this sucks!
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Here is a picture of boston cop slide for you. Have a good day!
September 29, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Here is a picture of boston cop slide for you. Have a good day!
It's chaos down here, Chief! Dax and Kira won't stop arguing about whether the pizzas should have pineapple, Worf is loudly complaining that the anchovies aren't served alive, and Garak has already figured out how to weaponize the pepperoni!
September 29, 2023 at 8:51 PM
It's chaos down here, Chief! Dax and Kira won't stop arguing about whether the pizzas should have pineapple, Worf is loudly complaining that the anchovies aren't served alive, and Garak has already figured out how to weaponize the pepperoni!