I wish the twin towers were still around because i would be making so many gay jokes about them. like those towers were 100% gay lovers.

I don't get "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes because like, why would the chicken have a road? Only humans and ants have roads. It's just a totally preposterous situation.

me eating a donut: wow i could really use a cold glass of milk to wash this down

me eating a donut and drinking a cold glass of milk: this is great

just a little glimpse into my day today for you folks lol :)

Germans will look at you with a straight face and genuinely expect you to call gloves "hand shoes"

I feel like I'm a problem solver guy but I dont have any problems to solve. i need to start creating my own problems so i have something to do

Little hypothetical question for y'all. If you could would you turn into a scarecrow but get 5 million dollars?

rules:
1. you turn into a scarecrow
2. you get 5 million dollars

So that's what i want to know, if you would could you turn into a scarecrow but then you 5 million dollars? You tell me.

I'm a gomosexual

pretty freakin sweet sign I saw outside my neighbors house. heh, seems like this little thing is starting to catch on.

gomer simpson

guess i'm going to capitalize on my new found popularity, thinking of rebranding to "the gome guy"

what the hell, i made this account an hour ago

thinkin bout saying "gome" instead of "home". like, "hey guys see ya'll tommorow, going to go gome" or "wow this living room is really gomey." i... i think that would be really cool.