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A butt full of farts
@nileist.bsky.social
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September 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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«Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul-all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been-arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.»
September 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Next step is to normalize the word "nazi" so they get to call themselves nazis again.
July 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
Social media post by @DrGrayfang saying "Thought this was America" with an image of a news post with the headline "Doctors are warning patients not to put spring rolls up their anus."
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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To not alienate which people, Sarah? The fucking transphobes? If you can't win an election without voting bigots then you're already doomed.
March 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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The Matrix: "The peak of American society is the late '90s. It's literally all downhill after that." Me, 2000: "Haha How absurd" Me, 2025: an image of a young man looking out from his porch with a caption that says "Shit"
March 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Image of a post with Elon Musk with the Fallout TV show logo in the background. Elon is surrounded by people with dour expressions. The post says "The FALLOUT party at SXSW was fun. Then this guy showed up. A response to the post says "Literally everyone around him looks upset that he's there lmao"
March 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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An Internet post saying "A Tesla showroom was liquidated with bullets in Oregon and the mysterious 2nd amendment enthusiasts left a note for Musk 😱" with images of the damaged showroom and a sticker saying "kill Elon"
February 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Shoot it couldn't even get that right.
February 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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BUT BUT BUT he said...
Screenshot of a news article from the AP with the headline "Kennedy says panel will examine childhood vaccine schedule after promising not to change it"
February 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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We're always overreacting until it's too late.
A graph showing multiple government agencies with oversight of Elon Musk's companies that have been affected by Trump's firings. "Trump firings hit agencies with oversight of Musk's companies. Staffing changes, including the firing of several top officials, have affected agencies with federal investigations into or regulatory battles with Elon Musk's companies."
February 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government. An embarrased National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.
February 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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How it was : How it's going
A webpage with the following headline: Fact sheet: president Donald J. Trump ends DEI madness and restores excellence and safety within the federal aviation administration. a website from whitehouse.gov with a "404 page not found" message
January 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Elon's is a time traveler, look at all these Elon stans from all the way back in the '40s
a sepia photograph of a room full of nazis giving a nazi salute to nazi imagery
January 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Maybe he's just carrying an unfortunate flag with his unfortunate gesture while saying letters that are unfortunately arranged. Doesn't mean anything.
Comic: first panel is a stick figure carrying a nazi flag and saying "Seig Heil" while making a nazi salute, next to two other stick figures observing. Second panel has one of the observer characters saying "Man, fuck nazis". Third panel has the other observer character replying with "not everyone you disagree with is a nazi." Last panel is a closeup of the original commenter's face.
January 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Bout sums it up
January 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Image of David Lynch on a talk show with captions: - Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film. - Elaborate on that. - No.
January 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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A picture of a post saying "California homeowners are reporting that insurance companies have recently cancelled their fire insurance." alongside a video of batman looking to the sky where in replacement of the bat-signal is a picture of Luigi Mangione.
January 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Congratulations to Elon Musk for making cars so bad that no-one can tell if a carbomb has just happened or if the car just did that - Bluesky post by @nickiquote@mstdn.social
January 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM