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nilbogglin.bsky.social
nilbog @ lorwyn
@nilbogglin.bsky.social
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▲millennial // collecting regional + state accents like pokemon cards
▲use the same pronouns for me you use for yourself
▲hater and party pooper 4ever
▲i block new followers relentlessly
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nilbogglin.bsky.social
i spent all of friday getting schnockered at an event so i've woken up hungover from getting shitfaced at a tequila bar to the news cycle from the past 48 hours and i haven't stopped making this face
tails.meme
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
nilbogglin.bsky.social
YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPREHEND HOW FUCKING MAD I AM
August 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Highly recommend if you want to scare fellow public transit riders by finishing it midway through your commute and then hauntingly stare the rest of the way to your stop out the window.
a book by Peter Brannen titled "THE ENDS OF THE WORLD: VOLCANIC APOCALYPSES, LETHAL OCEANS, AND OUR QUEST TO UNDERSTAND EARTH'S PAST MASS EXTINCTIONS"
August 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
nilbogglin.bsky.social
Somehow this fucking cheap deck I built is going head to head with bestial five color goodstuff decks like Kenrith and Tom Bombadil. GO BIRDS.
A SCREENSHOT OF A MTG DECK ON THE ARENA CLIENT, IT'S A BRAWL DECK FEATURING THE BRAND NEW CARD FROM THE FINAL FANTASY SET, "CHOCO, SEEKER OF PARADISE" AS ITS COMMANDER. CHOCO IS GOING TO LEAD HIS FEATHERED ARMIES TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. [bee movie voice] ya like laaaaands?
June 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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honestly i ain't vibing with the mole. it's too cute. i'm gonna sleep on it.
mandatory alt text: LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CUTE FUCKING MOLE ON A MAGIC THE GATHERING CARD. THEY'RE LIKE REDWALL STYLE, WEARING A CUTE LITTLE COAT WITH A DEEP HOOD. THEY'RE STANDING IN A DRAIN PIPE SURROUNDED BY ALL SORTS OF CUTE FAUNA. THE CARD WHERE THE MOLE IS FROM IS CALLED "TUNNEL TIPSTER" FROM THE SET "MURDERS AT KARLOV MANOR", IT COSTS ONE GREEN MANA AND ONE NEUTRAL MANA, FOR A TOTAL OF TWO MANA. IT'S A MOLE SCOUT. YOU CAN TAP IT FOR ONE GREEN MANA. IT HAS AN ADDITIONAL EFFECT OF "AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR END STEP, IF A FACE-DOWN CREATURE ENTERED THE BATTLEFIELD UNDER YOUR CONTROL THIS TURN, PUT A 1+1 COUNTER ON THIS CREATURE". ALL IN ALL IT'S NOT A BAD CARD IF YOU'RE BUILDING YOUR DECK AROUND THE CLOAKING OR DISGUISE MECHANICS BUT TO BE HONEST MKM WASN'T REALLY A MEMORABLE OR USEFUL STANDARD LEGAL SET. MAYBE THE BANGERS IN IT CAN FLOURISH AFTER ROTATION. MAYBE NOT. MOLE.
June 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
May 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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wow i didn't miss anything at all huh
a neopets post from 2017 where a new user says "wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people" which is easily applied to the environs of the joyless shitlib atmosphere of bsky
April 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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AWOOOOOOOOOOO
a huji filter photograph of the March 14th 2025 lunar eclipse but it's all dramatically reflected in the clouds and shit so like you really can't see anything at all lmao
March 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
nilbogglin.bsky.social
smasha you with this rock
NILBOGGLING's pasty hand holds up a decently sized rock above a landscaped mulch circle at the base of a tree. the rock is meticulously painted with lots of little acrylic polka dots, it's very nice. NILBOGGLING fucking loves a good fucking rock.
February 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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for some reason this did big numbers on twitter many moons (lol) ago
a spooky painting of a figure shambling through the foggy dark. wild brushstrokes imply thick cloud cover and fog, the being in question framed by a crimson, heavily obscured moon. its glowing eyes and cracked, oozing skin imply something wicked this way comes. it sees you.
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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setting up comms feels like
jack frost from shin megami tensei, a typical small business owner, stating "Buy it or I'll commit suicide." you better buy what its selling, buddy.
February 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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a huji filter photo of a wee rodent drawn into some lightly accumulated snow + graupel on the trunk of a silver car. artist NILBOGGLIN could not be reached on what this profound work of art could possibly mean and the masses are rioting in the streets, ignorant.
January 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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dentist sculpted the filling resin into a point before he cured it so now i'm eating everything like THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T CHEW ON ONE SIDE OF MY MOUTH!!!
a golden retriever munchin the fuck outta some delicious bone but at a weird angle so the bone is just crammed into the back of their mouth for MAXIMUM MUNCHING
January 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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i'm sorry if you're following tens of thousands of accounts you need not be invited to my mediocre shitposter's table, bye
January 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
nilbogglin.bsky.social
man...
frasier sits at his laptop muttering in abject misery, an uncorked wine bottle within reach of his typing hands
January 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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2024 get the fuck behind me
two shadowy figures stretch long onto a perfectly manicured lawn at night because even though we're in the middle of a drought we need green flat fuck lawns to keep up the resale value of this shitty subdivision that doesn't have a single goddamn fucking sidewalk a blurry night photograph of NILBOGGLIN's significant others' legs illuminated by the light of an oncoming car's headlights because sidewalks are for sissy communist queers so we walk IN THE ROAD like red-blooded americans
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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how your email finds me
a photo of a very haggard persian-type housecat sitting at a kitchen table in a quaint little kitchen. there is a bottle of liquor and a small glass on the table at the cat's place. it looks thoroughly fed the fuck up and so THE FUCK AM I
December 11, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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the amount of mileage i get out of this fucking pic cannot be overstated
a still of a shitty gif of a crying cat giving a thumbs up with glittering letters spelling "OK" shining in the corner. this is the choice reaction image of a broke chronically stressed and deeply ill individual barely keeping it together.
December 5, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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cleaning out my phone because it's perpetually low on storage due to bloat >:/
a small photo taken with the huji filter. a small origami winged dragon made of lined notebook paper delicately sits atop a yellow plaster end of an indoor sculpture. NILBOGGLIN took this photo very late at night on campus because traffic was still a bitch and there was no reason to go home. they hmm'd and haww'd for a while before going back to the scene to find the origami dragon before the janitors innocently disposed of it. by the time they returned, it was gone. a photo taken with the huji filter of a graffiti'd utility box next to a meter. the graffiti reads "WOW THEY REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT HUH?" in eclectic hurriedly written handwriting, white paint marker on drab metallic grey. if you know where this was photographed: no you don't. a photo taken with the huji filter. wilted dried red roses sit on a hodgepodge of materials, including a red microfiber blanket and solar powered lightbulbs meant to hang on a string. the roses are spectacularly blackened at the edges, crispy from their advanced age and careful drying. if you squeezed them, they'd crumble to fine dust beneath your fingers with a satisfying crushing whisper. all beautiful things inevitably end up in the trash next to everything else.
December 2, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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i despise this motherfucker
a screenshot of a bluetooth services menu where the scourge of audio quality, "HANDSFREE TELEPHONY MODE", is highlighted and seconds away from being unchecked because it never stays unchecked and thus turned off who the fuck approved of this i am going to hunt that sonuvabitch down and beat them with a pillowcase full of brick chunks
November 30, 2024 at 2:24 AM
nilbogglin.bsky.social
came back to campus just in time for the last day of a mini gallery show.
a very compressed and small photo taken with the huji filter of the poster, NILBOGGLIN, catching their reflection in a canvas covered with round mirrors. NILBOGGLIN is wearing a mask to protect their secret identity as D.B. Cooper. a photo taken with the huji filter of a rubber rat sitting before a methodically arranged pile of trash for a gallery exhibit. the rat is holding a tiny sign that says "I READ BANNED BOOKS". this is a farcical statement: it's a fucking rubber rat and can't read jack shit. a zoomed out small photo taken with the huji filter of an abstract painting. it is a layered pastiche of papers almost soaking with paints that have dried into densely crusted piles that chaotically texture the canvas. dark, neutered hues surround a black-capped luridly red square that, from a distance, resembles a house crumbling apart or a human head in equally dire straits. my partner stared at this painting for like ten minutes. should i be worried? nah. everything is totally fine.
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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a climactic moment from the legendary film "Troll 2" where our intrepid heroes discover the true secret of the town of Nilbog. now playing in theaters.
November 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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not with her as your commander i fucking ain't
November 12, 2024 at 11:25 PM