Five signs you're a founder 🧵

Here's the deck Sam Altman used to raise the largest round in history - $40B at a $300B valuation.

Slide 9 is truly insane.

Founders - Get your government compliance audit for $0.

After analyzing thousands of startups, THREE compliance issues repeatedly show up:

1) Missing foreign qualifications in HQ state
2) Missing payroll state registrations
3) Missing workers' compensation

Founders - if this is your calendar:

1) you're lying
2) you don't know how to disqualify
3) you need to hire someone

Software engineering is dead.
Vibe coding is the future.

7 steps to start today:

1/ After 6 months, I think I've cracked Linkedin.

Here's how you win (and become cringe)

Post a photo of yourself pointing at absolutely nothing. Mr. Algorithm loves this.

Create a 74-slide carousel about Go To Market tools

Begin a post with "Thrilled to announce"

Lincoln was a vibe coder.

1 in 5 startups could face government penalties.

After analyzing thousands of startups, THREE compliance issues repeatedly show up:

1) Missing foreign qualifications in HQ state
2) Missing payroll state registrations
3) Missing workers' compensation