I had a private twitter account since 2007 and I just got banned today for being inauthentic. Private means no one can see my posts unless I follow them. The people I follow have abandoned the platform. So it’s just me. Its baffling. Inauthentic to me means I’m fake af. What a rude thing to say.

This is the happiest purchase I have made in a very long time.

I’m so sick of windy days

Lately I’ve been eating lunch at 9. But I have also been getting up by 4 so I think it’s justified.

Heart shaped food is the best.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow predicting 6 more weeks of winter and people cheered. Those are my types of people.

Banana laffy taffy really hits the spot

I wish carmex had a date on them. I read somewhere that you should trash your chapstick after 6 months because of bacteria. I’m not sure if the ones I have are 6 years or 16 years old. I really need to keep track!

I’m at that age where a little bit of ice sounds good in a mix drink or a glass of wine 🤦🏻‍♀️

I was an early adopter of Facebook (2006) and of Twitter (2007). 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. 🤷🏻‍♀️