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nik scott
@nikscott.bsky.social
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cartoonist. dog gentleman.
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Reactive

#dog #reactive
Dog barks at window. Refuses treat as so barky
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Halloween
#halloween
Old woman selling poisoned jam st farmers market.
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Career Advice
#cartoon
teacher tells kid to stop zoning off into space. years later kid is running 'zoning off into space' workshops.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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#inktober #crown #nokings
A few people seeing off a king and a nazi beneath a sign saying 'no kings no nazis'
October 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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#inktober #mustache #watercolor
pic of a big cave that looks like a face. a person is popping out of the moustache which serves as a door thing.
October 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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#robot #complaints
Woman asks to speak to a human. Customer service robot suggests talking to another robot but one that looks like a human.
September 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Sensitive Gestapo
#nazi #fascist
A nazi saying 'how dare you call me a nazi!'
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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At the Doctor's
#medical #ios
man in doctor's office opening computer panel in his chest. doctor is reading from her phone. 'go into settings, then preferences, then health, click on left knee, uncheck bad'.
September 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Snitch
A maid points to a poo and says 'the butler did it'.
August 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Woman says to seated man ' I can't find my rose coloured glasses'.
July 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Burners!
#books #fascist #library #cartoon #trump #nazi #banned
Some bigoted folk are burning books. Guy is holding out a book for the flames but reconsiders after seeing title of book is 'How to Burn Books'. And says cautiously 'Better save this one until last.'
June 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Disconnect and Relax
A guy who's freaked out by the state of the world is advised to unplug and go into nature. He does this however a generic warlike power decides he'll be a fun target for a bomb.
May 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Red Carpet
May 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Merry Easter!
#easter #jesus #ICE #cartoon #elsalvador
#prisoncamp #trump #deport #immigration
ICE agents deport Jesus
April 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Concentration Issues
#adhd #concentration #focus
dude with butterfly net trying to catch blurred word 'focus'
March 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Things That Happen

#cartoon #karma #bird
man says to frowning woman 'cheer up love, it may never happen'. then a bird flies by and pecks off his head.
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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The Gods Are Angry
#gods #cartoon #food
A bunch of gods in a restaurant complaining about service
March 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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True story
#crow #dog
bastard crow putting dog's bone on top of tank abd laughing at dog
March 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social
old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Crime doesn't pay.
A bad guy has been shot but gang can't take him to hospital as cops may see him so they take him to a vet to get stitched up. Conscientious vet also sees to his fleas and anal glands
March 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Smelly old reaper
#death #artsky #cartoon
People drinking and talking. Dude says 'i dunno, there's just a stench of death about the place' Grim Reaper is standing nearby thinking 'rude!'
February 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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browneyedsusan.bsky.social
Since we're renaming things..
February 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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My friend said she and her mom agreed not to speak Spanish to each other in public anymore. Oh man, that hit hard.

I’m so sorry this is who we’ve become.
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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altnps.bsky.social
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM