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Niko
@nikosarcevic.com
human person (she)
| cosmologist at Duke University
| member of @LSSTDESC @Roman
| did physics @XENONexperiment
| loves plots, coats, and The Wire
| opinions mine
The only acceptable way to start the Leiden research visit is to have coffee with Dr Evil Villain (in our secret Narnia caffe) @ivovanvulpen.bsky.social
(For those of you who don’t know, Ivo is responsible for the amazing wall formulas in Leiden; see photo 2 where Matthijs and I are kissing)
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Happy to be back in one of the loveliest places on this planet

🇳🇱🚲🌷🧀🌊
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
One of the perks of academia — you have awesome colleagues all over the world so dinners in great company are always guaranteed
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Lovely day at the Paris observatory with old Twitter friends!

All Paris talks delivered!
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When two stats nerds from way back randomly find themselves in Paris at the same time — talk about serendipity!!!!

@knut.dundasmora.no 😍

It was beyond lovely to spend an afternoon in Paris with you
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bonjour!
November 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Happy Halloween from me and my buggy code
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A little treat for myself: two adorable mini Kurt Geiger bags ✨
My first one was a Heathrow purchase two years ago — guess it was the start of a collection 👀
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
🤬 why does everything pass locally on macOS but CI (Linux) decides my cubic’s 3rd derivative is 24.0000001999 instead of 24?!

Apparently OpenBLAS and Apple’s Accelerate don’t round the same way 🤦‍♀️
IT IS UNIXXXXXXXX
Numerical analysis: 1, sanity: 0

(Managed to fix, still angry)
October 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
6 °C in Durham this morning 🌿
Early woods + chilly air = time to grab a shovel! Cleared out a bunch of sweet gum trees — perfect, since we’re expanding the food gardens AND the lemurs get a feast 🍃

A wonderful morning at the Duke Lemur Center with my garden crew 🦋
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
spent an embarrassingly long time making these plots (wanted to procrastinate) holy pagan gods, @matplotlib has been on fireeeee 🔥 the past few days

i think they’re correct … but for now i’m just gonna enjoy looking at them because they pretty 🤩

thanks to @matthijs.vanderwild.com for helping 😍
October 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The sky is particularly beautiful here in NC

So is the Moon 🌕🤩
October 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
New paper out, baby

We build & validate six intrinsic alignment models infused directly into weak lensing simulations, enabling robust inference beyond 2pt stats.

I led the full validation with MCMC chains—took years to get here! Excited this is FINALLY out 🎉

arxiv.org/abs/2509.25166
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am so good at multitasking between bash WhatsApp and slack
September 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh you bought another book? Did you finish the life sentence yet?

Yes. No.

Also, blame it on @telescoper.bsky.social for posting about this book yesterday.
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Recently submitted a second round of comments, thought I might be nitpicky — then I see this 🤣🤣🤣

The universe is telling me something here (I am never ever rude tho)
September 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I pay for all the subscriptions both in the UK and the US

Matthijs texted me he ordered some household essentials on Amazon this morning

The household essentials:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
September 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Heavy lifting at the Duke Lemur Center this morning!

😌
September 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here are more photos (Šarčević et al., 🤩) taken during the LSST DESC and echoIA workshops I had the pleasure of organizing here at @DukePhysics
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Taken by me at exactly 5:37 am in Durham NC looking east

No clue what it is but deffo was interesting
September 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
First morning volunteering at the Duke Lemur Center 🌱
Did some gardening, picked veggies for the lemurs, met cool people, weeded a bunch. It was fun — and we found a bunch of these small guys 🐍

Bliss 😌😌😌
September 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just unpacked a stunning shipment from @pennmuseum.bsky.social :
• Canopic jar set (made in Egypt, super heavy!)
• Mayan carved bone
• Jaina figure

Huge thanks to the gift shop staff for the careful packing—it all arrived in perfect condition. I love this so much! 🖤
August 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A bday stroll thru the ever amazing Sarah Duke Gardens 😌
August 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One of the main reasons (apart from being an absolute amazing center of history/art/science/culture) why I think Philly is amazing: it is just so walkable 😍
August 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
In front of the city hall

5/

G’night yall
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM